Richard Lyle A100394

I might be a parody.

[Richard Lyle A100394 @RichHL]

Life on land didn't turn out as romantically as hoped after the Owl and the Pussy Cat's honeymoon boat trip.

[Meriel @MerielMyers]

Get out of my spot!

[Richard Lyle A100394 @RichHL]

Changing Tweetdeck to something worse is just fucking rude.

[NickyKeayFitness @drnickykeay]

From @basem_uk Supporting #dancers #athletes at risk poor #bone #health #hormones due low energy availability and consequences RED-S. Hint: not the COCP! https://t.co/MaDqOaUHGN

[Richard Lyle A100394 @RichHL]

@GregHands @Conservatives Which of your many identities are you using to send this?

[Richard Lyle A100394 @RichHL]

Satan Laurel #SaintOrSinnerTVShowsAndCelebs

[Richard Lyle A100394 @RichHL]

Who Wants to be Francis Xavier? #SaintOrSinnerTVShowsAndCelebs

[Richard Lyle A100394 @RichHL]

Tun Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest #BrewUpABook

[Richard Lyle A100394 @RichHL]

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Citroën Ami ! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th June. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: https://t.co/UX6IvydOJU

[Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore]

Warning about girls who masturbate from "Physical Life of Man and Woman", by Henry Chavasse (1871). The “yellow covered literature” he warns about were cheaply produced “trashy” novels.

#MechanicalIrritation

[Janice Greer @JaniceGreer34]

For Your Lies Only #AwfullyBritishNHSsongsAndMovies

[Richard Lyle A100394 @RichHL]

@richard_third Have you thought about trading in your horse?

[Archie-medes Shrew. @trojanrabbit64]

Privatise, They’re Watching You. #AwfullyBritishNHSsongsAndMovies

[Sarah Dempster @Dempster2000]

Noel Edmonds: a thread of horror.

Carrie (Dir: Brian De Palma, 1976)

[Nic J @tismenic70]

One of my secret talents is making balloon animals...

I was going to make a balloon weasel..

but then it went pop... #sidesplittingsunday

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

The Berkshire Eagle, Pittsfield, Massachusetts, April 28, 1945

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, May 3, 1902

[Richard Lyle A100394 @RichHL]

Thread! Very much worth your time.

[Richard Lyle A100394 @RichHL]

@2legs Aaaaargh!