Rich in Hasland

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@SkySportsNews

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@weehalfpintt @jonniker @elizlipp Because I have a small willy. And, I don’t have a dog xx

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Premature Ejaculation Englishman joke:

It’s Cum Home

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Comedy Genius

#Ithankyou

#ITASPA

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Spain have equalised!

Think Italy are Pessina gainst the wind
#BOOM

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FINALLY Pessina HAS COME ON FOR ITALY!

Now, I might get a chance to use my ‘He’s Pessina gainst the wind’ gag! 🤞🏻

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I won’t be too bothered if England get knocked out on Wednesday because, what I’m going to do is I’m going to paint a St George Cross on my 5 year old sons face, make him cry, video it and I’ll get thirty odd grand!

Sweet!

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

Football is having its last drink before bed.

Tomorrow, football has to get up early to finish packing it’s suitcase.

Football is making last minute checks that it has everything.

Because football is coming home!

Xxx

[Rich in Hasland @RichHasland]

Nerves are kicking in.
I’ve already knitted one, pearled one, dropped one and curled one!

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MAN WEARING A BRA WINS THE GAME!!!! #UKR

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I really don’t mind who wins this penalty shoot out as long as it’s not France.

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I once bought a Swiss watch from Blackpool for a fiver.

It went backwards.

I bet the Swiss wish all their watches could do the same right now.

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It’s Coming Home…

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Just banged my toe on the chair.

Now, I’m going to shag my ankle on the sofa.

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If they wanted to speed things up, why didn’t they give people the second jab first?

Come on. It’s not rocket science.

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@BlauJohannStadt No, mate. I just don’t get the praise the Scots have been getting for playing equally as shit and finishing bottom. Baffled.

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To all the England ‘supporters’ who were slating England and praising Scotland the other night, take a look at the Group Table.

(Not a dig at The Scots)

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Those Czech supporters jumping up and down. My brother immediately said ‘Bouncing Czechs’

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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When some of these players step onto the pitch, why do they pick up a piece of grass and kiss it?

If every player did it, by the final there’d be no grass left to play on!

Stupid and selfish 😡

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@weehalfpintt https://t.co/StIZbqDXVi