Rich Hekman

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@foundersbrewing Noble I think? Circa 1999?

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@foundersbrewing My dad rinsing and drying my hair in a rest stop bathroom after my brother urinated on my head.

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I just saw a Swatch commercial! I think the last time I saw one was around 1989?

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@GRPress Ummm yeah it’s been happening since the ‘80s. Have you seen Ferris Bueller’s Day Off?

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Has anyone else noticed that the latest round of Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercials appears to feature a family of cannibals?

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@JakeArnoys Gross. She's way out of your league.

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@The_Last_Roy @aarongreen60 @MagicalBaker83 Not sure hilarious is the word.

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@aarongreen60 I was. Mainly because there was no reason for it at all. You just inserted it into a regular sentence. The look on your face was priceless.

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@aarongreen60 I remember when you dropped an f bomb on me. At school. Pretty sure that was a swear.

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@NateAdema Nice change of pace today, only a handful of change dropped and Kelli Boender sneezed.

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@Jdegraaf12 for mall-walking too fast? I get it. They have to protect the senior citizens and you're really incredibly fast. Sorry man.

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@squireguidance @Swanson4310 maybe for you. I think I should retire.

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Next Stop #nascar @RichHekman @Swanson4310

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Go cart race tomorrow at lunch. Hekman vs. @Swanson4310 if you have any sense your money's on Swanson.

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@NateAdema yeah me either, just asking for no reason whatsoever.

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@NateAdema thanks for sharing the turkey today. It was delicious. Side note: you don't have explosive diarrhea right?

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@CaseyVoshel don't I know it!!!!

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@CaseyVoshel Hey man maybe you shouldn't admit to sexual assault on Twitter

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@NateAdema I care. It's fascinating.

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@NateAdema I care. It's fascinating.