Richard Long

Available for modelling (gloves and balaclavas only)

[Richard Long @RichJLong]

Looks like Pollock wasn’t the magic wand after all #eng

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Boring #nufc

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@stu1892 His lass is defo with him for love though….

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@MasterGio @l20__18 I’m sure she’s thrilled

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Bore draw? #nufc #mufc

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@gingafreak77 At least my suggestion was possible Lee

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I want to see Eddie Howe’s shithouse mags #nufc

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#nufc

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Not literally, I’m terrible at football and don’t play for Newcastle.

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Not a pen for me, I’ll take it though #nufc

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Love a dinkie lob…,,, 😵‍💫#nufc

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Someone keeps snipping the string Elanga seems to think he has attached to the ball and his boots #nufc

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Lol #afc #nufc

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@Geordie__Rob Dreadful

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Not a huge fan of golf ball but have had the #RyderCup2025 on a bit this weekend and I have two observations. USA fans have zero imagination in terms of chants and they’re all terrible adverts for sports fans.

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@geordiejosh Teenage Mbappe? Osula is 22!?! I’m a toon fan but he’s not going to be a first choice for Newcastle.

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I can’t explain I but Woltemade looks blind #nufc

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@Geordie__Rob At least you’ll not be paying for the toilet roll?

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Miley had his minutes?’, Bruno on for 15? #nufc

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@UnscriptedFooty Juventus