Going into my first year of college knowing that it will be paid for by u bums just makes my day😋
At the same time I’ll be getting richer without having a job, life is on easy mode
Ur life is done for so it’s time to fund mine✌️
Morning losers✌️
It’s the weekend and I have nothing better to do other than rummage through your wallets and go to bars…☺️
Also u losers need to start funding my tuition
Getting mogged by a college freshman is just one of the many sad things in your life…
There’s no point in getting better so this weekend why don’t you make me happy and fund me so I can party🤪☺️
Since it’s payday I have some video games and other stuff I want…that means pull out your wallet so I can put it to good use unc✌️
My priorities are more important than yours👑
It’s my fav day of the week!!!
Paydayyyy…I can’t wait to see all you old heads throwing your money at me in hopes that I’ll even notice you 🤭
Remember spoiling a college freshman is more important than you wife
Goodnight losers…
It’s reassuring that I know I’ll wake up richer than I was when I went to sleep🥱
You boneheads are double my age making a college freshman wealthier than you✌️😭