Rich Swanson

(he/him) mildly amusing. mostly harmless.

[Rich Swanson @RichSwanson]

@therealcliffyb @scorpions Apologies for the cliche of plugging a podcast, but this series was amazing. The interview with Klaus in episode 8 is required listening for Scorpions fans.

https://t.co/lMsgzU4nUl

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@morninggloria No clue. I'm still boycotting until the NFL becomes a decent entity. It's been 5-6 years now, and I don't miss it at all.

[Rich Swanson @RichSwanson]

@therealcliffyb I was working graveyard shift at a 7-11. Got home from work, turned on the news, and got zero sleep that day.

Over the next several months, I sold hundreds of small American flags on that job. Every single one was made in China. I occasionally pointed that out to my customers.

[Rich Swanson @RichSwanson]

@AriMelber Here's my favorite protest song. Because it motivates us to do something to help make change, not just wait for change to come.

https://t.co/LLJddNyAWk

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@Charalanahzard Very civic minded of you. I offer you insight into a pilot's passport, for clarity.

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@scottEmovienerd Escape to Witch Mountain.

[Rich Swanson @RichSwanson]

@scottEmovienerd Stuntman on the PS2. Incredibly difficult game with the most unforgiving and irate director calling the shots. Phrases like "keep up!" and "chase the tuk tuk!" still haunt me 20 years later.

[Rich Swanson @RichSwanson]

@scottEmovienerd KotOR

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@morninggloria Excellent plan. Then make one Dakota out of the current two. And we can add D.C. and P.R. without changing the flag.

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@Charalanahzard You could make spanakopita, but then you might just have too much spanakopita. Got any potlucks in your future? Or hungry neighbors?

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Um, did @seacaptainpolls happen to watch @colbertlateshow tonight? I vote for a crossover/collaboration, but if it becomes a beef, so be it.

[Rich Swanson @RichSwanson]

Do you know how many time zones there were in the former Soviet Union? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@caitiedelaney It's in a car advertisement now, so the end is near.

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@joshgondelman

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@Charalanahzard 7 Day Survivor achievement in the first Dead Rising game.

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@GreyDeLisle 🙋‍♂️ I'll be leaving. And that'll be the end of social media for me. Twitter is the only one I still use, and I barely use it now.

[Dee Snider🇺🇸🎤 @deesnider]

People are asking me why I endorsed the use of "We're Not Gonna Take It" for the Ukrainian people and did not for the anti-maskers. Well, one use is for a righteous battle against oppression; the other is a infantile feet stomping against an inconvenience.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

See now *this* I can understand you having trouble explaining to your kids

[Rich Swanson @RichSwanson]

@AkilahObviously I see "if cryptocurrency were a mannequin".