Rich Lockett

Rapper, war correspondent, oil tycoon, security analyst, space travel pioneer, feline self-defence instructor. Unaffiliated.

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I'm really in to this band called Madonna

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@Jonnycowboy @domgbread @LeaCheyenneXPP MK2 or 3? The Addams Family, Silent Hill, Resident Evil.

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@DominicWK @riffers19 @camcorded @alexday1984 Fine @DominicWK, but only because you put up the Sector 6 cat slide. Top 4 games in picture form - can you guess them? I also havent used twitter in ages so hoping you guys do @KentySixOne @Jonnycowboy @SHREDMASTER_BEN

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This Baby Needs Earplugs

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Slowy realised that the only texts I get now are 2-factor authentication codes

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@DominicWK The perfect time to start writing some new monophonic ringtone jams on your classic Nokia.

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Got a missed call from Libya. Should I call back? Maybe it's important?

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I'm just a motherfuckin cutie

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@fuzzmachinist I'll come to watch

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@wolfpiff Holy shit. That is some wild oatcake consumption!

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Nothing beats a late night thrash around the skatepark. Not a care in the world.

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I don't know how but I managed to accidentally throw a knife at my own chest. You can do anything if you believe in yourself, guys.

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@Chazzbeast Set yourself on fire to save on costly winter clothes. Lifehack.

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@DominicWK Deaftoads

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Tone dead

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@DominicWK Tone Death is my new doom band.

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@DominicWK The worst uncle

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@DominicWK BOOM! GO BACK TO YOUR MAMA

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@DominicWK GO TEAM SHAKE

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@DominicWK I.V.P.A