This drunk bitch last night at the bar hits me with a UFC elbow in the back. She then proceeds to try and manipulate me by saying “it was really mean that you hit me.” I didn’t but I sure wish I did #rayrice
My buddy makes a parlay for game 2. One of the legs is under 0.5 1Q threes for Devin Vassell. Within the first 30 seconds of the game, Vasell drains a 3 for the first bucket. I told this fucking retard to stop betting 1Q. #fadegod
Going to Vegas with ur gf has to got to be the worst experience. Why can’t I just lose all my money, rip bag, and Eiffel Tower hookers with the homies. #lifecouldbedream