Richard Cooke poetry

Poet - author of the poetry collection when i was young,

[Richard Cooke poetry @Richard62463323]

There’s not going to be a candlelight supper
No coffee at 11
For Mrs Bucket (Bouquet) has been taken away
And is organising one in Heaven
#PatriciaRoutledge #KeepingUpAppearances
#hyacinth

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It look like our friendship is over
It’s time for the bromance to go
We’ve tried to patch up the difference
But ended up letting everybody know
It looks like our friendship is over

The toddler slagging match is in play
It is a MAGA argument
That is taking most of our day

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We’re falling out in public
Throwing tantrums to a MAGA level
We’re taking jibes at each other
While the rest of the world is in peril
We’re falling out in public
You can’t DOGE the quarrel
Toddlers throwing their toys out of the pram
While the SOCIAL TRUTH has an X to follow

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I am coming off Twitter (I refuse to call it X) because they are still showing me tweets from the prick Elon Musk. Elon get in your rocket and fuck off

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There goes another flying pig

For ‘X’ marks the spot

So, don’t believe all you read

Truth is only going to pot

There goes another flying pig

Circling around the owner of the site

Spilling all the misinformation

The sewer of fact is full of shite
#ElonMusk

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Dear Twitter (I refuse to call it X as it's a stupid name)

Why do you keep showing me tweets from that prick Elon Musk?

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24 years ago we lost a true icon.

RIP Kirsty Macoll

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So the taliban have put another nail in the coffin on women's rights. Crazy
#Taliban #Afghanistan #WomensRightsAreHumanRights

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Let’s fly across the globe
And watch the planet weep
Pat ourselves on the back
While making promises we won’t keep

Let’s fly across the globe
And pretend we are concerned
Then go back home
And forget what we’ve learned
#COP29Baku #COP29Azerbaijan #COP29 #COP29ImpactMakers

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I’m going to that house of white

But for now i’ll enjoy election night

Tomorrow I might go inside

For my conviction is right

#Trump2024 #TrumpIsGoingDown #Trump #TrumpVance2024 #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #TrumpVance2024ToSaveAmerica #TrumpWon

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Make it great again

The writings on the wall

The country has made their choice

Democracy makes its call

Make it great again

Wait and see if I prevail

I might not enter the oval

I might have to do all from jail

#USAElection2024 #Trump2024

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For Janey Godley
RIP

The world is a little un-funnier today
But the ripples of laughter can still be heard
For your “Storrie “ may have ended
Taken by “The C word”
#janey

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RIP Janey

The world is a less funny place today.
#janey
#TheCword

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Before today I had no idea who Liam Payne was. And let's face I probably will never know who he was.

However this doesn't take anything away from the fact that someone has gone before their time.

RIP Liam whoever you were

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It’s time for your last curtain call
To let our tears wipe the greasepaint away
Get ready for your final scene
And get ready to perform on a different stage
And take the final bow.
#MaggieSmithRIP #MaggieSmith

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Please return the sausages
My breakfast needs to return
Please remember to wrap up warm
For there’s no more money to burn

Please return the sausages
Change is going then
We’ve waited a long time for this
To get to number 10
#WinterFuelRobbery #LabourConference2024

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Get your glad rags on
Make sure you look nice
It doesn’t matter where they come from
Any donations will suffice

Get your glad rags on
You really do look smart
You must keep up your image
Since the government did start
#LabourFreeloaders #LabourConference

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They’re eating dogs you know
I have no evidence to show
There eating dogs you know
The wall won’t stop them go

They’re eating dog you know
I say it with fake news
They’re eating dogs you know
It’s just my racist views
#TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
#TrumpIsTooStupid

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They’re eating dogs you know
They’re coming over here
There eating dogs you know
I say to promote fear
#PresidentialDebate2024 #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #TrumpIsTooStupid #trumpdogs

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@TheLastLeg
We’re the differently able
Don’t underestimate what we can do
We’re the differently able
We compete no different to you
We’re the differently able
Disability is only what half what you’ve been told
We’re the differently able
Just watch us go for gold