Richard Allman 🍁🐀

Progressive, secular humanist, observer.

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[Richard Allman 🍁🐀 @RichardAllman18]

@SpeakerMcCarthy Character? Got a mirror, Kevvy?

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@NRA #fucktheNRA

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@FamilyProjectTX How's the weather there in the nineteenth century?

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@NiqsEats @blaireerskine Sure. Emphasize Texas at a time when Texas is a Republican hellscape.

[Richard Allman 🍁🐀 @RichardAllman18]

@mark_slapinski PP? LMAO! #POILINEVER

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

Congrats Amerika. You’ll finally have that true Nazi choice to hand over the power to. Heck, the guy burns books, highlights non-aryans as enemies, and spends millions on a police force happy to crack heads. Welcome to the fray Governor deSantis! Thank you for showing us who you are!

[Richard Allman 🍁🐀 @RichardAllman18]

@DineshDSouza His cellmate.

[Richard Allman 🍁🐀 @RichardAllman18]

@dferris1961 @TheOnion Yeah. Girl-crazy teenagers are lining up to get their dicks cut off. Seriously, man. 🤦

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@WBrettWilson @CBC @PierrePoilievre #PoiliNever

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@DyllyLord @GaiLibrul @charliekirk11 Bullshit

[Richard Allman 🍁🐀 @RichardAllman18]

@charliekirk11 Seven points. Seven lies. Congratulations on your perfect score.

[Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass]

To CNN:
He isn't the party nominee.
He isn't even the presumptive nominee.
He is an unsuccessful defendant in suit for defamation and assault.
He is under indictment.
He has been impeached twice.
Explain to me why he is worth what you are handing over to him.
Why now?
@CNN

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@DrJacobsRad @PierrePoilievre #PoiliNever

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@SpeakerMcCarthy Lol

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@nytimes No surprise. Republicans have no shame.

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@PierrePoilievre Oh, pipe down. Come up with some policy maybe.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

how fucked up is this: if you or I tried to bribe a traffic court judge, we'd find ourselves in a world of shit, but evidently Harlan Crow can bankroll Clarence Thomas's entire extravagant lifestyle and nobody can do a thing about it because fuck you, that's why

[Richard Allman 🍁🐀 @RichardAllman18]

@PierrePoilievre Do you pledge to not jet to vacations if you're PM? To not meet celebrities? If not, your words are hollow (like usual).

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@mark_slapinski 🤣

[Richard Allman 🍁🐀 @RichardAllman18]

@mark_slapinski Lol! Wrong.