Richard Callard

Clean shaven fell wanderer

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@NoContextBrits Cheese

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@ratemyplatenow Not sure about the casserole but defo no no for the ditch water in the mug!

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@UberFacts Paul Weller

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Our energy bills triple

British Gas profits triple

It’s not rocket science is it…

Mugs.

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[Richard Callard @RichardCallard]

When did Valentine's Day lose its meaning? Cards to pets,sons, daughters, parents.....#itsaboutlovers

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@DavidH82934298 @benonwine And end in a frickin draw!?!

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

A psychological test where nobody can tell whether the person is moving left or right.

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@elonmusk Getting the same tweets sent to me, multiple times a day.

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@Millett2003 Indeed I am,so that is a good cue to go to bed!

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@Millett2003 My prediction,in bed before it starts💤💤

[James Hogg @JamesAHogg2]

If only cures for insomnia were as easy to come by as causes. If you dare then, here's the never tuneful Mrs Miller singing Yellow Submarine.

Don't have nightmares.

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@TravellingTrev The High Level Traverse is a truly awesome route.

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@piersmorgan Bit of a tit, really.

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What's with all the repeated Tweets I'm getting? Seen some 6 times today, nothing added,just the same.#buggin

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@benonwine Noodles