Richard Cruise

Husband, father of four, retired firefighter, ex matelot, fully paid up member of the lollipop guild!

[England Amputee FA @amputeefootball]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England World Cup Squad 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Ready to represent their country at the WAFF World Cup in Mexico!

Congratulations to the players travelling in Gary Marheineke’s England squad 👏

🗓️ 13-22 November
📍 San Juan de los Lagos, Mexico

#EAFAFamily | #AmputeeFootball

[Richard Cruise @RichardCruise]

@carolvorders @Conservatives It’s just called the Union Flag

[Richard Cruise @RichardCruise]

@jamieswb @skywalkersound @GiganticCranium Very jealous! Looks fantastic

[Richard Cruise @RichardCruise]

@carolvorders You’re going to run as an MP in the next election?

[Richard Cruise @RichardCruise]

@benjamincruise What’s work?

[Richard Cruise @RichardCruise]

@jamieswb If you still have it it’ll be worth a fortune. Definitely an F3

[Richard Cruise @RichardCruise]

@GMB for years water companies have asset stripped their resources to maximise the profits for shareholders and now they expect us to pay for its improvements!

[Richard Cruise @RichardCruise]

@BBCLauraKT Don’t people realise this is a parody account. Some of the replies…….brilliant!

[Richard Cruise @RichardCruise]

@jamieswb Can I have a still in the box Boba Fett with rocket launcher #rockinghorseshit #secondmortgage

[Richard Cruise @RichardCruise]

@SundayShoutsFC Idiot! He can’t even hold the ball let alone kick it

[Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws]

BREAKING: The people being investigated by police for dressing up as Boris Johnson outside Downing Street have explained someone dressed up as Sue Gray is investigating them first and if she doesn't find evidence of criminality, the Met can't do anything x

[Richard Cruise @RichardCruise]

@DrRashfordSZN Twat

[Richard Cruise @RichardCruise]

@jamieswb It’s obviously not from 2021 but it’s probably my most watched movie!

[Richard Cruise @RichardCruise]

@jamieswb @benjamincruise read the reviews 😂

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@GMB Those that we’re fined last Christmas for breaking Covid rules would now have a good case to appeal. #doublestandards

[aoife @ShedOnBeach]

Amazing knitted 5m high Christmas tree by East Preston Yarnbombers at East Preston Fire Station raising funds for The Fire Fighters Charity https://t.co/mW8L34F9iZ @brightonsnapper

[Richard Cruise @RichardCruise]

@benjamincruise If you had 10 outfield players as good as him you’d win the league

[Richard Cruise @RichardCruise]

@benjamincruise Who are they? Are they like a Nirvana tribute band?

[Richard Cruise @RichardCruise]

@jamieswb ‘YOU GOT ANY BETTER SUGGESTIONS’!

[Richard Cruise @RichardCruise]

@jamieswb ‘BAD DATES’!