The REALEST Richard Dutchy

Which bridge is closest to Canada Life Centre? I’m the troll who lives under that bridge. Jets fans love me. Nobody is safe. Nobody.

[The REALEST Richard Dutchy @RichardDutchy]

Its official, Scott Arniel will be named the new head coach of the Winnipeg Jets. May 6, 10:15am. 5 minutes after Bowness retirement announcement came out. I want the credit!

[The REALEST Richard Dutchy @RichardDutchy]

Not a single vote for Hellebuyck! Surprised? Not one fucking bit. OVERRATED

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

Andrei Vasilevskiy has won the Vezina Trophy for the second time in his career. Here is the full voting table, as selected by the league's general managers. #GoBolts

[The REALEST Richard Dutchy @RichardDutchy]

@Blutman27 All went to the finals….except Scheifele. Haha Jets suck

[The REALEST Richard Dutchy @RichardDutchy]

Larkin for Hellebuyck? Jets come out ahead there!

[The REALEST Richard Dutchy @RichardDutchy]

Remember when the Jets forced Ehlers out of town. What a franchise! #winnipegjets #gojetsgo

[The REALEST Richard Dutchy @RichardDutchy]

That Nick Robinson kid who was kicked out of the hotel hospital….can you name a bigger fraud squad? You just know they are doing anything to get a little extra out of the system. Pay for your hotel like everyone else instead of making excuses! #manitoba

[The REALEST Richard Dutchy @RichardDutchy]

@ctvwinnipeg Disappointing. If they were a teacher would they be allowed to carry their knife on them at school? Enough with religious beliefs. Religion is fake. It’s a cult. Anyone want to join my cult of Dutchyism. We have sweet rules that benefit you!

[The REALEST Richard Dutchy @RichardDutchy]

@NorthernLove93 Your reasoning is for “leisure” activities.

I already go to work in the morning and it’s dark and come home from work…and it’s dark. It’s not going to make a difference.

[The REALEST Richard Dutchy @RichardDutchy]

@BlueJayEnjoyer @HockeyCanada @OHFHockey @NHLJets He got his first points today. 3 games of blanks. About time he showed up.

[The REALEST Richard Dutchy @RichardDutchy]

MARK SCHEIFELE X2! About fucking time.

[The REALEST Richard Dutchy @RichardDutchy]

@NorthernLove93 Where did I say drinking? Are you assuming I’m an alcoholic! CANCEL JANET! Running is dumb.

[The REALEST Richard Dutchy @RichardDutchy]

@NorthernLove93 What activities do you need sunshine in the morning for in December? Life is about leisure!

[The REALEST Richard Dutchy @RichardDutchy]

New York or Winnipeg? Both!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Jets season preview

[The REALEST Richard Dutchy @RichardDutchy]

Remember when the #gojetsgo had Coghlan and only played him 6 games

[The REALEST Richard Dutchy @RichardDutchy]

@mikemcintyrewpg I’m voting for the Jets

[The REALEST Richard Dutchy @RichardDutchy]

I like Minnesota, South Dakota, Iowa and….South Carolina? Let’s go!

[Empty Netters @EmptyNettersPod]

Why on Earth do so many random states hate Colorado?? Michigan, yes. Texas, sure. But what the hell is going on?? They’re so likable

[The REALEST Richard Dutchy @RichardDutchy]

Cancel @DalkeKong3 from @goodgood_golf for making an extremely insensitive comment about his camera man being gay. Nice pink shirt fag. Missing the cut, also gay.

[The REALEST Richard Dutchy @RichardDutchy]

what are you doing? Literally nobody cares what the admin guy does on his summer holidays. Do you have a personal Instagram, post there loser. @NHLJets

[The REALEST Richard Dutchy @RichardDutchy]

Up to 3 games with no points!

[The REALEST Richard Dutchy @RichardDutchy]

Remember when all the Jets fans were pissed that Scheifele was left off the Olympic roster. Guy has 0 points in 2 world championship games. They scored 11 goals. He was taken off the top line with Crosby and Celebrini. Reminder he has 0 points. OVERRATED. #gojetsgo @jpolly22

[The REALEST Richard Dutchy @RichardDutchy]

@NHLJetsNation Make that 3 games with 0 points for Scheifele. Can’t believe he was left off the Olympic team