Richard Hobo 💡

Too old to be a Hot Young Writer, photo taker, car fan, cat lover 🐈 dog walker 🐕

Chicken or beef? 🍗 🥩

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@GeorgeCochrane1 "When was the last time you saw a doctor?"

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@GeorgeCochrane1 Mazda 808 Station wagon thanks, I have to attend a Rotary International meeting.

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@its_The_Dr I used to think about this skit whenever I went into a bank 🏦

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@GeorgeCochrane1 Or, custard ejaculate, maybe you should get out more. When did you last see a doctor?

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@GeorgeCochrane1 I wouldn't call that colour, I wouldn't even ask for her number.

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@sniffpetrol I'm currently looking for a new car, so am scanning the ads and seriously, yours make more sense. I feel like I'm dealing with a herd of dismantled cows 🐄

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@CountLuca @sniffpetrol I've got a silver over red 986, so I'm nicking this one.

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@GeorgeCochrane1 Orange Volkswagen Kombi, "...because it's basically a Porsche, innit?"

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@StephenKing Actually, the funniest joke in the world involves the dog's rectum and the thunderbolt firecracker 🧨 🤣 🐕 💥

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@GeorgeCochrane1 "This is so much further out than we buried the last one."

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@GeorgeCochrane1 Just a Welshman on a date. 🐑 🐏 🍦

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@GeorgeCochrane1 "That fucking badge still doesn't light up."

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@EvaLangwin PROBABLY, not prolly. For fuck's sake. 🙄

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@GeorgeCochrane1 « On peut conduire une Citroën DS sur trois roues, vous savez. »

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@GeorgeCochrane1 "Oh, very nice, is that one of them Miatras?"

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@GeorgeCochrane1 "I ordered some of them Ginsu knives, innit?"

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@GeorgeCochrane1 A local workshop near me has a "push-me-pull-you" Austin Allegro, where two fronts are joined together, possibly inspired by this photograph.

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@GeorgeCochrane1 "Wenn ich die Feststellbremse repariere, welchen Zweck erfüllst du dann noch?"

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@GeorgeCochrane1 I'll take the Austin Cambridge thanks, I need to collect your aunt from the train station for a Sunday afternoon shag.

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@MrJamesMay Personally, I NEVER SHARE FOOD. I come from a large family where meal times were a fight to the death. Also, learn to tell people to fuck off @jamesmay