Richard (Theodore) Hamilton

|| Passionate crochet player || Advil enthusiast || Medium stage rockband player || Crockpot lover || Avid napkin user ||

[Richard (Theodore) Hamilton @RichardJen40742]

I don’t paint pictures I picture paint!

[Richard (Theodore) Hamilton @RichardJen40742]

Sour patch kids official rankings:
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[Richard (Theodore) Hamilton @RichardJen40742]

The inventor of the “nipple” bottle cap on a Gatorade bottle must’ve been sucking on some serious titty.

[Richard (Theodore) Hamilton @RichardJen40742]

70% of fishing is untangling your line.

[Richard (Theodore) Hamilton @RichardJen40742]

Hard to think outside the box when my face always buried in it. #boxmuncher

[Richard (Theodore) Hamilton @RichardJen40742]

@CGJXXIII He acts like he don’t wanna be here. He bitches every other week then acts like he’s not. He tryna play both sides but he knows what he wants. No one bashing him he just like to be dramatic. Why would we want him gone when we know what he is capable of doing?

[Richard (Theodore) Hamilton @RichardJen40742]

The real goat is the person who invented lemonade.

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I love titties

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Update: I failed

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Pre exam tunes. It’s on

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Never trust someone with a shit ton of stickers on their car.

[Richard (Theodore) Hamilton @RichardJen40742]

Update on milf: she met her husband on her wedding day??? Excuse me? Shawty off the chain😭😭

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Just had a milf sit next to me at the bar. She freaked out. Shawty definitely want me.

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In Clearwater but the water ain’t clear🤨🤨

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After reading the effects of alcohol and smoking I have decided to quit reading.

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It should be mandatory for public restrooms to have background music or some shit. Pissing next to someone in dead silence gotta be top 57 most awkward moments.

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Just starting to realize how essential caffeine is.

[Richard (Theodore) Hamilton @RichardJen40742]

We all gonna die at some point. Go punch a window, life goes on.

[Richard (Theodore) Hamilton @RichardJen40742]

The more I sit in class the more I realize I need to hit a fat parlay.

[Richard (Theodore) Hamilton @RichardJen40742]

When Ed Sheeran said “breathing in the snowflakes” do you think he was referring to cocaine?