Richard John

handsome boy modeling school graduate. trans rights are human rights. black lives matter (he/him)

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Anna is in Paris today, so i have to get the important questions about what’s going on there in

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starting to feel christmassy already 🥰

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President Xi, I know you lead with peace but I am begging you just this one time

[I Am Leah @Bossy_Leah]

All of these Airbnb conversations remind me of the time a host said not to kill the spiders in every corner of his rental, but wanted us to wash dishes and strip the beds at checkout.🫠

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@GrrlGhost @AdaJusic smoking those outside a Soviet themed bar in Cluj 👌🏻

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@GrrlGhost @AdaJusic found Sobranies in Romania but they only had the black ones - probably the WOKE EU

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@boxsterbaddie lmao the ad on the second one

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can they make the seconds on weekdays 20% shorter and the ones on weekends 50% longer?

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i don’t think i have any lesbians that need cleaning right now, but i’ll keep it in mind

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the most unbelievable bit about this is there being someone on the tills in Tesco

[Emma @Smithey21026]

Tesco supermarket this afternoon. Got chatting to lovely cashier, im guessing in her 60s. Swiftly conversation moved to politics, the total incompetents running this destroyed bum hole of a country. Cupping her hand over her mouth and leaning towards me she said, " there is only one man capable of fixing this, Rupert Lowe." I fully concurred

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NFL came on straight after the F1; very funny that Ameripoors still don’t film their biggest sport in 4K

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@NatashaNonBuono happy birthday!

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apologies i forgot COTA’s unique ability to destroy any tyre

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love that F1 is now just “everyone goes for a nice drive at a safe distance”

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p.s. i have a book out about diabetes

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seriously what is wrong with journalists

[Ryan Browne @Ryan_Browne_]

@metalslaw The best journalists are the ones who are curious; who are learning, constantly. Tech is evolving so much, every day. The very thing that made the PHP story so interesting was the fact that it is obscure legacy technology that has caused issues.

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BBC health correspondent on an insulin shortage: “i hadn’t actually heard of insulin until this morning”

fellow journalists for some reason: “we’re not doctors, and what made the story interesting was that such an obscure legacy peptide has caused issues”

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@radioactivitii yeah if it was an npm package or something i’d be a bit more forgiveful, but come on…

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the “be kind” stuff to the BBC News cyber correspondent is after him admitting he didn’t know what PHP was is ridiculous. he literally has a book out about cybercrime.

who’s his dad?

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well this can fuck right off

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@psilynt it’s the advertising equivalent to the emergency tape for a radio station

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NOW THAT’s what i call a recession indicator

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@psilynt think it’s just a default for when there’s no inventory to serve; i saw it fade out and into another completely generic one