Richard

[Richard @RichardLemaster]

@TraciiGuns Not sure which is more embarrassing. Shooting yourself or having your groin called the “Walmart meat department”.

[Richard @RichardLemaster]

@markrussinovich @SwiftOnSecurity First thing I do after opening a file is ctrl+s. Not sure why. It’s like an old school fidget toy.

[Richard @RichardLemaster]

@MrGeorgeWallace Keep calling all of the birds Millennium and see if they get it.

[Richard @RichardLemaster]

@TraciiGuns @RandyHeyyyy It’s impossible to explain. You need to see it.

[Richard @RichardLemaster]

@doomedparade You can tell that @rudysarzo is thinking that it doesn’t really matter what he plays because everyone is watching Randy.

[Richard @RichardLemaster]

@TraciiGuns @oddbuggg Our dog gets that same look when I change their food.

[Richard @RichardLemaster]

The @Mets should start all games ahead by 8 runs and just see if they can hang on.

[Richard @RichardLemaster]

@EddieTrunk They all look really excited about returning.

[Richard @RichardLemaster]

@TraciiGuns @ChrissieHynde

[Richard @RichardLemaster]

@TheRickWilson They should start measuring his crowd size in couches.

[Richard @RichardLemaster]

@TraciiGuns @JDVance I wonder if this is why they are cutting school funding.

[Richard @RichardLemaster]

@HalSparks Looks like a Hannibal Lector face mask. Maybe that’s why he keeps talking about him.

[Richard @RichardLemaster]

@TraciiGuns Coffee at night is pretty hardcore.

[Richard @RichardLemaster]

@TraciiGuns Did they have a sale on Phase 90s?

[Richard @RichardLemaster]

@TraciiGuns Wait until they find out trump owns the towing company. It’s his new grift.

[Richard @RichardLemaster]

@HalSparks Since her and Biden were together on the primary ballots, do you think that helps avoid any legal issues? Seems like it will help with avoiding a convention mess.

[Richard @RichardLemaster]

@NerdHalen The closest answer was still very wrong.

[Richard @RichardLemaster]

@TraciiGuns I bet he’s pro-life.

[Richard @RichardLemaster]

@TraciiGuns Are you kidding? Now he needs to get 2 women in the mood.

[Richard @RichardLemaster]

@atrupar I’m sure it had the suspense and excitement of the annual Springfield Nuclear Power Plant sack race.