Richard L

Dad, conservationist, endangered New Zealand plant propagator, mouth breather.

[Richard L @RichardLyonsNZ]

@AndrewDickson13 Kermit

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@Sailing_LaVaga What about a water pump company called ejaculate?

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@thekermadecs @nzlabour @jacindaardern @DavidParkerMP Geez I hope so.

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@publicaddress Do you think there is a chance he could burnout/supernova?

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@publicaddress Geez, first time I’ve liked a ‘Tory’. I really am nearly 40.

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@sundae_pictures Too right. Miss that guy on the radio. Maybe another stint as bfm brekkie host?

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@missgraceusa After a 16 year realtionship has just hit an iceberg, is sinking and the life boats are all jammed. I agree. I’m done. Time to become a monk.

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@missgraceusa It applies the lotion to its skin?

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@Casey Do a poo.

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Snapped this pic of the smoke from the forest fire near Frankfurt airport on my way through yesterday. It was 33 degrees when we touched down at 5pm.

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@RickiGervais u seen this!

[hq @hqtred]

this clip of Luxo has to be the most David Brent shit i've ever seen

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Checking on the dotterel colony does have some fringe benefits. #conservation

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@havocexpress Get in there Mikey. You would be awesome on the breakfast show

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What happened to my kid? #leaves #autumn #disappeared #dad #dadjokes #biking #FallonTonight

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@LexRegina72 Seems like us Scorpio are safe after all.

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@rhysiedarby @hbomax To be sure, to be sure!

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@Philipeuler1 @LoganPaul I would like hair replacement surgery cause I’m bald and also old.

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@abracadeborah9 They want to evacuate my bowls with a hose.

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@LandyRex hermaphroditism, the condition of having both male and female reproductive organs. ... Affected individuals have sex chromosomes showing male-female mosaicism (where one individual possesses both the male XY and female XX chromosome pairs)

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The number of the beast, Salmon beast. #antichrist #satan #devilsfood #spooky #blahblahblah