@OCandycorn@sbllntyn@AntiWokeMemes Don't ask me! If "the spirit" activated at egg, then this is parthenogenesis, which means Jesus was female and passed as a man. They did this in The Life Of Brian. Women putting on beards and deep voices. Your god truly does work in mysterious ways.
@RichardHastie@pitchforknoose@MattyDread There is. It's called the Dark Side. Pink Floyd made an album about it! I bet you wish you were here to listen to it! But all the money in the world won't make me breathe a different air.
@sbllntyn@AntiWokeMemes God raped Mary without her knowing as she thought Joseph was the father. Poor Joseph! Fucked over by an imaginary being that was, basically, the Jew's god.
@cooperlogistic1@GBC_Press From my very limited understanding... SOME of the things you mentioned relate to defense of your homeland. I'm an atheist, and it all does require a bit of "interpretation" especially as the translations are inherently incapable of being true to their intent (but, close enough).
@Meiguo_nan@cindikg161 Even this isn't an original stunt. I remember Boris Johnson avoiding the press by going into a freezer. But I guess Trump DID improve on this as Johnson's freezer was NOT on wheels. So he had to come out. And everyone was still watching and wondering "WTF!"
@MBDSgtD@ojessie__ I think you are what we would call mentally inferior as you fail to understand that we are more than a species. We do not all need or want to make babies. There is a LOT more to life than that. But as you are just a wanker, you wouldn't know that though.
@Michael67686991@MBDSgtD@ojessie__ The world always had this. It was a bunch of cucks calling themselves "religious" that couldnt get any that decided to scream and cry like little babies about other people's love life. Don't even feel sad for them anymore. They love kiddy fiddling though! Church is full of them.