Richard Reitz

"Well, that's life in the fast-paced slam-bang, live-on-the-razor's-edge, laugh-in-the-face-of-death world of junior league soccer." - Tripper Harrison

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I know people are all fired up about the election results this week, but this is just bananas.

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@greggutfeld Happy Schadenfreude Day, @greggutfeld !

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@FieldYates Mostert, Gibson or Singletary for my RB2 (behind Breece Hall). #FFNow

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@K_Schweigert Luck favors the prepared.

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Hey Gang, I need help deciding between Tyler Lockett and Zay Flowers at my flex position to try and turn around a nightmare season. #ffnow #FieldOfScreams

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Deciding between Tyler Lockett and Zay Flowers at my flex position. How much can we read into their performances last week to determine this week’s lineup? #ffnow 🎸🥁

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#ffnow Thoughts on Lockett or Aiyuk for second WR. Leaning Lockett (Bench also has E. Moore, Z. Flowers and M. Mims.) 🎸🎸

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Me, lamenting another "bold" fantasy football decision in the Falcons-Panthers game Thursday. #ATLvsCAR @FieldYates

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@JeffPassan Oh Bill Haselman, will you never learn?

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Anything going on here today?

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@K_Schweigert Why stop there? Blobby McBlobface would’ve been even more perfect.

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@K_Schweigert Lucy Van Pelt would be the perfect “Good Grief” counselor for Romo.

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@FieldYates @MatthewBerryTMR @Stephania_ESPN with Elijah Mitchell out today I can play Jeff Wilson or Rashaad Penny at Flex/RB in his place. Any thoughts on the preferred option here? Thanks!

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@FieldYates Where does this place Russell Gage for today? Looking to determine if my team (Furious George) should play him over Tim Patrick or Jamison Crowder as WR2 today.

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@TorkTweet @jamesleestanley Happy tidings on your birthday, James Lee! @jamesleestanley

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@GibletsOfficial Can't wait for the premiere!

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Hi everyone! I've been working really hard on the newest episode of Giblets which introduces an exciting new character and it's finished! It's hilarious and it will be premiering today at 4pm! Don't be late and watch it live!
https://t.co/G3r2pB0G45

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Word on the street is that Dylan's next episode of "Giblets" is set to drop soon. Very soon. Stay tuned for more details ... oh, and get ready to meet a new character! @GibletsOfficial

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@KeyJayandZ Lest we forget that glorious week in May 1998 when Mike Piazza was a member of the Florida Marlins. #KJZ

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@cometothesun I'm the dummy, Andrew. I'm always the dummy. 😉 ( your book looks amazing!)