Richard Townsend

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@sophialares 3 days!

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@sophialares @SpotifyUK You must take your Princess to Sing Along A Frozen which is around the country!

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@adrianthurley No!

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WALMARTIANS August 2014 edition ... http://t.co/C9a2u2Pk9I via @beartalestweets worth a look.

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@sophialares Gargle with TCP.Get well soon.xx

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@misslyndaleigh @UKHotties @FitAsFuckGirls @thesexpedition @boobiehunter @Boobs_and_Bums @OH_Eddy @HotGirlsOfTwitt 24 characters not enough

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@anrk303 @sophialares All of sophia looks too good to be true but I don't think she is a hologram! A very special lady. xx

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@goddesssinclairI understand your problem. Just get something even bigger and take no prisoners! Just go girl. xxx

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@sophialares They will be the best you have this year.

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@sophialares Two choices,1 you don't and you take her to house of commons and show her more. 2 you tell her they all turned into birds true!

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@misslyndaleigh They are just like the bow on top of the parcel! The crowning glory! xxx

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@misslyndaleigh @thesexpedition Godfrey is obviously smitten and I do not blame him. You are something rather special, in many ways.xx

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QUIZNATIC http://t.co/gBard1AQFR

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@sophialares @itvnews Apparently Black cats are not favourite at the moment! Terrible thing to do. Have your cat neutered!

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@sophialares @douds86 If the tickets had not sold out so fast I would have gone! Try Moments of Pleasure on you tube!

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@sophialares It really is one area we do not understand! Womens emotions are very tricky for most men I think. Most of us keep trying!

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@sophialares They do not want a 'wardrobe malfunction!' They would lose marks for things moving in the wrong direction! xx

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@sophialares So, these are your 2 tens and a 5! You did well after a last minute substitution! Sleep tight.

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Some early Stevie Wonder tunes, no better way to start the day!

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@sophialares I think even if you know the boys well it is something that needs supervision.10 year old boys not as grown up as five year gal