Richard Salazar III

Richard tries Twitter - Take 9778294

[Richard Salazar III @RichardTres_]

@Micah_CBC The amount of people who missed the sarcasm on this post is too damn high.

[Richard Salazar III @RichardTres_]

@skyyview4566770 @Verizon Let me know if Verizon helps you... doubt it with this many people affected but hoping for the best.

[Richard Salazar III @RichardTres_]

@TJHitchings tell me this isn't the same man! @BFW

[Richard Salazar III @RichardTres_]

@Blutman27 Quick, what's your Rushmore of worse nfl games?

[Richard Salazar III @RichardTres_]

@netflix @netflix even this picture is buffering!

[Richard Salazar III @RichardTres_]

@netflix bout to lose a TON of subscribers outta pure rage!

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

So the reports are in. #netflix wasnt ready for this. This is unwatchable.

[Richard Salazar III @RichardTres_]

@netflix Read the room, @netflix.

[Richard Salazar III @RichardTres_]

It's not like @netflix hasn't had alllllll the time in the world to prep for this....

[Kayce Smith @KayceSmith]

A hot dog, the way God intended it.

[Richard Salazar III @RichardTres_]

@tiny_rita Were you giving Hetero vibes?? Lol or just didn't meet his expectation to assume otherwise?

[Richard Salazar III @RichardTres_]

@stoolpresidente did you make this?

[Richard Salazar III @RichardTres_]

@tiny_rita 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[Richard Salazar III @RichardTres_]

Run one - one time for the @Jerrythekid21

[Richard Salazar III @RichardTres_]

@stoolpresidente busy at the moment? Want to catch your thoughts about Jim's possible future in the NFL with team connections to Chargers and Raiders who both need a coach.

[Micah Parsons @MicahhParsons11]

Not fun when the rabbit got the gun huh?

[Richard Salazar III @RichardTres_]

Go Cowboys! #CowboyNation

[Richard Salazar III @RichardTres_]

BREAKING: @BarstoolBigCat considered questionable to return after leaving stream to prep for PMT 3 mins into the second quarter. He's quoted as saying prepping for PMt was "time better spent".

More to come at halftime.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

One of my guys was in trouble today. As a Michigan Man and leader of men I did my best to build him up. I haven't heard from @_willcompton yet. I am starting to worry.

[Richard Salazar III @RichardTres_]

The more and more I'm force-fed Sesame Street on every screen on my home (Shoutout Emma Josephine), the more i realize Elmo deserves a spot in my top 10 All-time "dead or alive" Rap List. Don't fight me on this. I know my rights.