dr tennaville: no nose ❌ no ass ❌ no car ❌ no money ❌ no studio ❌
tenna after meeting spamton: fat nose ✅ fat ass ✅ fat checks ✅ ICEE Van ✅ executive buffets all put on the company credit card ✅
-toby has been radio silent for 2 months after saying bugtesting has started
-spring newsletter completely skipped with no explanation
-huge merch drops in the last month
-one of the devs posted a large amount of tenna concept art
-nintendo direct is tomorrow
are you ready?
Look at this. Just... look at it.
Dejontay Wings. Say that name out loud. Dejontay Wings. It sounds like the spicy menu item that replaced the McRib. Like an Applebee's limited-time offer. Like Dijon mustard achieved sentience and got a criminal record.
And that face. My God. The man has a face like a dinner plate. Perfectly round. Completely flat. The face of a man who has never once been in a hurry. The face of someone who looked at a Take 5 Oil Change safe and thought, yeah. That's the one.
A Take 5 Oil Change. He didn't rob a casino. He didn't hit an armored truck. He bypassed every possible target of sophistication in Baton Rouge, Louisiana and zeroed in on a fifteen-minute oil change franchise like a man following a divine calling.
The safe. There was a safe. At a Take 5. Guarding two hundred dollars. Two hundred dollars. That's not treasure. That's a Visa gift card you'd give to your mother.
He got arrested. Warranted. Photographed. Plastered on the local news for the whole city of Baton Rouge to absorb over their morning coffee.
Dejontay Wings committed a felony for two hundred dollars and that dinner plate face is going to live on the internet forever.
This is the funniest goddamn thing I have ever seen. I feel like I'm losing my mind.
this week has been awesome, can you imagine how fun it'd be if all of these were bundled together in some sort of electronic entertainment expo lol thatd be cute i think
Acting like the character is cringe? Are we going to memory hole this as if it isn't the funniest thing ever to come from Modern Warfare's community in general?
It's been just over a year since Deltarune chapters 3 & 4 released! I did the 3D work, which mostly means Tenna 📺 I figured it's been long enough to share some "behind the scenes" stuff, starting with a look at the Maya file for his static poses… 🧵
“wow! that finale sure was amazing!”
my friend: “and digital!”
*we both laugh as we get up to leave the theater*
the jax yumeshipper sitting next to us: