River Hobbit Rick

I am a professor, researcher, and in progress fly fisherman.

[River Hobbit Rick @Richard_H_Lewis]

@Patrickology_ I did today

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What if the terminator movies are skynet propaganda from the future meant to both humanize robots and to give us a false sense of security that even if the robots turn against us we can overcome them. Asking for a friend.

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@nmconnell @CarlaShedd The twleve year olds should all dress up as ID carrying 11 year olds with watches stopped at 7:55.

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Nothing makes you reflect on your own biological mortality and susceptibility like getting a severe cold/sinus infection and being all but physically useless... And nothing else over the counter makes you lose huge chunks of time @ only 30ml a dose like Nyquil.

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@lisa_muftic The order of the pumpkin spice will contact you soon... You will know them by their Han Solo like attire.

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https://t.co/z8UubmkIoO @iloveturtles560

[Dept. of Criminal Justice & Criminology @ SHSU @CJCSamHouston]

Congratulations Dr. Dennis Longmire on 35 years of service! @SHSUCJ

[Criminology Ferret @CrimFerret]

I'm super excited about #ASCSF19 in November, but I strongly urge you to attend @swacj in Houston this October.

...And bring your students for the Undergraduate Quiz bowl or CSI competitions!

It is a great conference.

#Criminology
#CriminalJustice
#AcademicTwitter

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@DrBobLytle @DrRanda @DrDBoisvert @BradCampbell3 @iloveturtles560

3 facts 5 academics... It took me a bit to know what was happening thank you @meghanmmitchell. For explaining the rules and the mention and @grdrawve for tag as well. Tried to not overlap any tags.

[River Hobbit Rick @Richard_H_Lewis]

1) Couldn't tie my shoes in second grade and would have my friend tie them for me while I pretended to point around the playground and make plans. 2) Lived with and rode on Kenny Rogers' tour bus for a week. 3) Before getting into the CJ field, I studied fish sperm.

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@DrBobLytle Short pants for life!

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@cjprofman I don't know if you are a Lord of the Rings fan but I instantly thought of this

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@jeswells057 How shameful

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@DrRanda My summer list just keeps rolling over until it becomes so soul crushing I delete it and tell people I am going in a different direction with my life like I have a choice.

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@cjprofman An old ecologists once told me you can be a good activist or a good researcher... or be good enough at changing hats you don't self corrupt.

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@behayes4 Just send a professional surrogate. #arresteddevelopment

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Before exams I feel like Mueller refereing to aspects surrounding the syllabus.
Student: "so is there going to be a written review?"

Me for the 100th time during that class period: "as I said I will not speak to anything outside of the syllabus".

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@Patrickology_ Remember your cicada experience in Texas? Hahaha

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@ProfGrubb Grub it only got a bite today, but I only got to fish for about 1.5 hrs until the dam startes releasing water. Pretty good for summer.

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@ProfGrubb I call this little nymph pattern "the Jonathan" (its based on a grub beetle larvae) your name lives on in the little red river hahaha

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I am trying them out tomorrow.

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Here is the pic I forgot to attach.