Richard Spragg

Amaanah Refugee Services. Hirebrand CEO. Marketing bloke. Tragic Watford FC fan. Opinions my own.

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@willowtv Will someone please tell your producer she is currently counting us through every moment of this T20 broadcast. 5...4...3...2...1...

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@reblavoie I’m so poor I don’t even know what class that is.

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@grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? No need to tag them.

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@askUHC The website is down. The alternative phone number it gives is down. How am I supposed to pay my monthly premium, which is now overdue?

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@reblavoie Trucker dragging elephant strapped down so it can’t change direction might be the clearest metaphor yet for the current state of the GOP.

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@maxrushden @guardian_sport @bglendenning @archiert1 @NickyBandini @sidlowe Quoting Max today on what Mbappe needs to do “If you wanna be the best, if you wanna win balon d’or after balon d’or” can I suggest that maybe dedication’s what you need.

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@jordiconnor @jacob_culshaw Agreed. You could hit Vakoun Bayo from behind with a plant pot while he was standing in front of an open goal. It’s still yellow.

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@D_C_W @FootballCliches I notice the distance from ball to goal is not shown. Is there a way to calculate this? Any theorem available?

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@JeffLassiter @reblavoie Michael Sheen as Aquaman?

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@reblavoie This weekend I will finish watching all 10 of the Best Picture nominees. Maestro is the second worst movie at this point, and Carey Mulligan the second best acting performance.

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Anyone else notice that Emmanuel Dennis is left to celebrate alone? Is the dressing room a problem for him already? That would be fast work even with his reputation.

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@RookeryMike I believe it will work for one season. If he thinks he's too good for the division and the club, which he surely still does, at least he knows he has to prove it. He has five months to take a shot at making himself a PL player again. We could see the benefit of that.

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@ThomasJDesign My favorite aspect of this is the scraggy beard that implies he has just been released from a dungeon. It's very Die Another Day.

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@ThomasJDesign There is a special place in hell for managers who sub players on unlikely hattricks. It is a moral outrage.

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They say the best internet passwords are just three random unconnected words strung together. All of my passwords are ‘Jake Livermore Hattrick.’

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@JordanWiemer Can anyone on Watford Twitter tell me if we have started the same team twice this season? And if so, which XI was it and when? Thank you.

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@Pfaz4 @Britpopmemories We need to work on @Britpopmemories until he accepts the truth that Wild Wood is the superior record. I’ve been at it a while now. It’s not going well. Lol.

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@jordiconnor If you’re doing it in the last minute as you throw everything forward, then that’s ok. If you’re doing it in the fifth minute, and you’re picking a guy just so he can be there to do it, then you are a shit football team. I’m worried.

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@maxrushden Headers when the attacker doesn’t jump.

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@kermodeandmayo with more time, you might have got to Brendan Gleason (The Comey Rule) vs Sam Rockwell (Vice). But lack of time to choose candidates in real life is perhaps why they’re always such gold-plated cockwombles.