Richard Ullyott

Mild mannered super hero, saggy and a bit loose at the seems. But my kids and the dog love me :)

[Richard Ullyott @Richard_U]

@ExtremeFootbal4 @Panchero Wow 🤩 Woody could certainly hit the ball ⚽️

[Richard Ullyott @Richard_U]

@scillyniki @IOSTravel Wow 😍

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us.

Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
"NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”

[Richard Ullyott @Richard_U]

@scillyniki Wow 🤩

[Richard Ullyott @Richard_U]

@SheffieldUnited As usual lots of questions and sensible solutions BUT no answers from The Club.

Supporters are the reason football exists but we’re the last to be considered.

[Richard Ullyott @Richard_U]

@KathyRonson @SheffieldUnited Far too sensible an idea.

[Richard Ullyott @Richard_U]

2026 and a professional football game is postponed due to frost!

Who forgot to switch the undersoil heating on?

Should have had a sensible kickoff time so the pitch could warm up.

@sufc @Blades_Mad @SheffieldUnited

[Richard Ullyott @Richard_U]

All the 3’s
3 games
3 goals per game
And another 3 points

#UTB 🔴⚪️⚫️⚔️
@sufc @Blades_Mad @SheffieldUnited @AllThingsBlades

[Richard Ullyott @Richard_U]

@scillyniki I’d like one please 😊

[Richard Ullyott @Richard_U]

Only one player worth a mention. Well played Callum. Rest of you take a long hard look in the mirror. Not good enough be a country mile

@SheffieldUnited @footballheaven @sufc

[Richard Ullyott @Richard_U]

@scillyniki @tramlines Welcome to Sheffield 😊

[Richard Ullyott @Richard_U]

@kirawontmiss Pay your staff a living wage. Tips are for when someone or something is above and beyond.

[Richard Ullyott @Richard_U]

Once again thank you Brexidiots & your wonderful blue passports

We have to queue to get into every country in the world including the UK

@manairport what the hell is going on 😡

Use common sense and open more passport gates over 45 mins for UK passports seconds rest of world

[Richard Ullyott @Richard_U]

Dear @O2

Why is 5G so slow in the UK?
I’ve just spent 10 days in Bulgaria and Greece where 5G was quicker than fibre!

[Richard Ullyott @Richard_U]

@sufcdan12 VAR killing football one piece at a time. 😞

[Richard Ullyott @Richard_U]

Football a game where you dominate out play your opponents and are cheated by VAR. 20 yards out no contact is NOT Offside ever!

We’ll only if @The_Bladesman score it.

Thank god we don’t have to suffer that shit next season.

Well done lads robbed again.

#UTB 🔴⚪️⚫️⚔️

[Richard Ullyott @Richard_U]

Eight chuffing minutes added time. What the hell for! Wasting time disallowing a perfectly good goal ah and a macam rolling on the floor.

@talkSPORT commentary excellent btw

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@sufc @SheffieldUnited @Blades_Mad

[Richard Ullyott @Richard_U]

Robbed. Clean strike. No touch goal. Cheating bast**ds

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#VARspoilingFootball

[Richard Ullyott @Richard_U]

@JamesShield1 What was controversial? Clear penalty, deliberate foul, last man, red card.

#UTB

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