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@SouthernRailUK I really like the way you halved the size of the train back to brighton when everyone was already on it. Fucking twats

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Santas getting tanked up https://t.co/KysDTjx8Ry

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@guardiannews They’d be more up for going back if they sorted the fucking trains out

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@boroinyorkshire @AphexGwyn @utb_smith https://t.co/9Ym0GhQPMS

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@mrjamesob this guy talking about vaccine capacity-they’re recruiting loads of vaccinators! Check the HCPC

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@SethMacFarlane you should do a cut scene in family guy where it’s a famous scene from a zingy romcom but swap out billy crystal and meg Ryan for Jeff bridges from true grit and Michael Shannon from anything and it lasts 5 hours

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@Lostpierbrewing just tried a nice cold can of the new Deckchair in the sunshine. Bloody lovely!

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@Lostpierbrewing just received my delivery of delicious beer. Delivery was INCREDIBLY speedy! Thanks so much!

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@rioferdy5 hi please settle this argument. I think you’re 6’ 3’’. The internet says anything between 6’2.5’’ and 6’ 5’’ Help!

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MP’s can be recalled if 10% of a constituency petition for it, leading to a by-election. Could people not just do this to force a de-facto people’s vote without a people’s vote?

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@SylviaTidyHarri @BBCLeicester @theJeremyVine It would happen a few days a year if that, what’s the harm?

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#cartercar

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@DemetriMartin mistaken for the simplex virus, evidence that glitter literally is the herpes of craft supplies https://t.co/HKIpb9XFGc

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@THEKiLNBREWERY this is absolutely bloody delicious!

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Farage and Johnson only exist as irritations or downright dangers, without occupying any space in between. They're quantum wankers

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Tim Peake must be wondering what the hell happened while he was away

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@seannwalsh Rosemary's sorbet-by

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@seannwalsh funny Face off

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@seannwalsh Point Flake

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@seannwalsh ice cream Mars-attacks