Richard Stancee

Husband, father, and CEO of Farmers Insurance. 1991 Intramural Softball Semifinalist. Class 3 Ball Knower. Ben McCollum follower 🙏

[Radon Randell @2RadonRandell]

I was walking into Carver 4mins before Tipoff last year with 6 Captain Morgan shooters in my socks and sitting in the second row watching us get fucked by everyone. I deserve this. We all deserve this Hawkeyes. WHAT A WIN! WHAT A TEAM! BEN MCCOLLUM!

[Richard Stancee @Richardstancee]

@Kevin_Lytle Glad this idiot is “our guy” cause I want to “kill myself”

[Richard Stancee @Richardstancee]

@DImsirpasic I can - Guess who his coach is.

[Richard Stancee @Richardstancee]

@CSUFootball Congrats to Jay Norvell for doing what no defense could do to us.

[Richard Stancee @Richardstancee]

@CSUFootball How much longer is this Jay Norvell SHIT gonna go on? Shoulda accepted the American Conference offer. #outwithJay

[Richard Stancee @Richardstancee]

@ColoradoRapids Announce Deli Alli.

[Richard Stancee @Richardstancee]

The amount of slurs being slung right now rivals nothing #cws #americaspasttime

[Richard Stancee @Richardstancee]

Where’s that at blue

[Richard Stancee @Richardstancee]

@Zgoonbig Bombs away.

[Richard Stancee @Richardstancee]

Guess who’s back. Back again. #lion

[Richard Stancee @Richardstancee]

@dirty___dog @Zgoonbig Richard Stancee doesn’t concern himself with the thoughts of Mr. Dirty Dog.

[Richard Stancee @Richardstancee]

@dirty___dog #BacktheBlue

[Richard Stancee @Richardstancee]

Stancee update: sat on the street corner for 45 min with an old lady with dementia waiting for the cops to come. Never came. I was late to my 8v8 footy game

[Richard Stancee @Richardstancee]

@BarloweKeith No doubt Keith - my greatest weakness is sympathy for the confused.

[Richard Stancee @Richardstancee]

Work days ranked:

1. Friday
2. Thursday
3. Wednesday
4. Monday
5. Every day my boss rips my asshole a new one
6. Tuesday

[Richard Stancee @Richardstancee]

@2RadonRandell @MFinalFour My wife’s gonna be so pissed when I start calling the dog Bennett Stirtz Jr. #ThisisMarch

[Richard Stancee @Richardstancee]

Sorry bout it Fran - Daddy Ben is here.

[Richard Stancee @Richardstancee]

Extend him again. #stilldancing #LANK #JanFebFran

[Richard Stancee @Richardstancee]

Ben McCollum you’ve done miracles on me. We move #LANK

[Richard Stancee @Richardstancee]

@LisaByington thanks for ruining day 2 of March madness by being a divirsity hire for CBS. I’d rather listen to the game on mute. #shrink

[Richard Stancee @Richardstancee]

@LisaByington glad you’ve ruined my entire march by calling the CSU game today. Utter woke nonsense. #shrink