I was walking into Carver 4mins before Tipoff last year with 6 Captain Morgan shooters in my socks and sitting in the second row watching us get fucked by everyone. I deserve this. We all deserve this Hawkeyes. WHAT A WIN! WHAT A TEAM! BEN MCCOLLUM!
Stancee update: sat on the street corner for 45 min with an old lady with dementia waiting for the cops to come. Never came. I was late to my 8v8 footy game