Richthick

Richthick...bringing you straight cash and truisms about and from the hood since 1992

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Love it when a girl knows how to shake what her mama gave her. #Tight

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Circlejerks are the only thing I know of where everybody wins.

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About to make it rain up in the strip club. Fuck throwin $ bills. Richthick treat em right wit 50 spots. You wish u was as rich as Richthick

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I love hitting it and quitting it.

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What's up?!? Your face in my ass that's what's up.

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Just sitting here bumping "On The Grind" by @Nelly_Mo & remembering how badass he be. Shout out to the STL & da man that represent! #playa

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Richthick is Chuck Norris. Think about it.

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Does it bother you to live more in the closet than Harry Potter?

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Richthick knows ur a slut when you tell me givin a BJ is like a happy meal for adults. Only difference is I ain't given you a toy wit it.

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Asked Siri "Who let the dogs out?" Her response: "Who, who, who, who, who, who." Glad Siri knows what's up.

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Haters gonna hate. Bitches will complain bout their weight. Sluts gonna blow and yo mama is a ho. Thought you'd like to know.

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I don't give a shit if you hate me. I'm Richthick and the truth. I ain't got time for friends.

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I got stains on my life and stains on my headlights. How bout you?

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Got so much energy all da time that I be sweatin straight Red Bull

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Been feelin kinda sick. Maybe I need to get my ass to the store and get me some of that high quality ROW-BOW-TUSSIN I keep hearin bout.

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Bout to throw down some serious classic movies....Dr Zhivago, A Brief Encounter, and The Bridge On The River Kwai...A LEAN NIGHT

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Why are girls always insulted when you say you'd rather have a blowjob than sex? I get to have fun and don't have to listen to her. Win-Win

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What do you say when your best friend tells you he wants to fuck your mom and tell you about it?

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If your girl queefs, should you act like you didn't hear it? No. Always respond with a huge ass fart, it will make her feel better

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When I play baseball, I'm like the black bird in Angry Birds cuz all I do is fucking drop bombs on people.