Richard Archer

Frequently lazy - a notion enforced by my infrequent tweets. I resolutely refuse to make up for quantity with quality, so expect drivel :)

[Richard Archer @RichyBoyWonder]

People calling a stranger an arsehole when they're genuinely just trying to be helpful is the reason I have a mini internal crisis every time I'm presented with an opportunity to volunteer help to a stranger.

[Dr Ian Jackson 😷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🗿 @dr_ianjackson]

Just sayin.

[Richard Archer @RichyBoyWonder]

It's time for Numberwang!

[Emma Matanle @EmmaMatanle]

The Liberal Democrats are the second largest party in Hertfordshire - as proven today in the Police and Crime Commissioner election. Don’t waste your vote on Labour or Green at the #GeneralElection vote @LibDems

[Richard Archer @RichyBoyWonder]

@TLRailUK Why, the actual F, do "fast" trains stop at Brent Cross West. Literally NO ONE uses that station.

[Adam Kay @amateuradam]

This is disastrous, hideous news. NHS England are hacking back the mental health support for hospital staff. One doctor takes their life every three weeks. One nurse takes their life every single week. These numbers will now INCREASE. @VictoriaAtkins - please do the right thing.

[Richard Archer @RichyBoyWonder]

@TLRailUK Hello! The toilets at Blackfriars need to be open at this time of night.

[Richard Archer @RichyBoyWonder]

Hi @leonrestaurants. My Halloumi wrap appears to contain chicken. You also gave me the wrong condiment and completely missed a burger out of my colleague's order. In one lunchtime. Is your Bankside branch having a bad day?

[Richard Archer @RichyBoyWonder]

@thephysicsgirl That would be just in time for our 20th wedding anniversary! You're officially invited 😊

[Visakan Veerasamy @visakanv]

from time to time I think about this post, which I think remains in the top 0.01% of everything I have ever read

[Richard Archer @RichyBoyWonder]

@TLRailUK Hello! Did the 0.09 from BFR stop at ELS? I've ended up at SAC but I don't think it stopped at Elstree.

[Matthew Highton @MattHighton]

For anyone outside of the UK wondering who that is on drums for Sam Ryder, that is Captain Birdseye one of our most decorated naval officers. #Eurovision

[Roy Keane's Film Reviews @roykeanereviews]

“You shouldn’t have to create a whole fellowship to help one lad do a simple job. If he needs that much support then he’s clearly not cut out for this level. This is the future of middle earth we’re talking about here. You’ve got to get your tactics right, it’s embarrassing.”

[Richard Archer @RichyBoyWonder]

@spitlip @hollysumpton @mincemeatlive Holly was brilliant in Stranger Sings. No doubt she absolutely nails this!

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Want to feel old? This is what the vampires from Buffy the Vampire Slayer look like now.

[Richard Archer @RichyBoyWonder]

@surface Slow

[Richard Archer @RichyBoyWonder]

The cast of @mincemeatlive absolutely nailed it tonight. People, go see this show!

[Dan Wilbur @DanWilbur]

My thoughts on the AR-15 debate.

[Richard Archer @RichyBoyWonder]

@Sybernet_ix @rpilocator @Raspberry_Pi Home Assistant Yellow? I feel your pain.