Rick ❤️🫂

Spent my life as a Scientist, now retired. living the dream.
Everyday is new, every idea can break old bounds.
I strive to make this a cleaner, happier world.

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@SomtoCS AI sucks

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@Geniustechw Now that's a dishwasher I'd like to have.

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@ojessie__ Maybe to another pufferfish. What the blazes were you trying to attract? Not sperm, unless it was the whale.
I'm very rarely impolite answering these posts. But this is just silly.
What's next in the makeup area? Do I have to put magnets on my p3n15 to attract women with braces?

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@aniston3838 We've been friends a long time. Is that something you want?

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@Geniustechw I'm not sure, that's a lot of sugary, what's his name?

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It's a different age today. Women want money now. I'm sure if @elonmusk paid me what he owes me, I'd find some lady to love me. But it it wouldn't be for me, no. Just the cash.
Can I make a woman happy? Sure, I'm a kind gentle man that treats my partner with love, loyalty and resept. But it's a different age.
It's a new age of prostitution.
This is why men stay single and enjoy their own wealth.
Feminism won, but what did you win?

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@EastEndJoe Ok, I might be broken now.
It is a song that makes you reflect, and I've been though more sh1t than most. Yeah, it hurts.
But there's hope, always hope.
Tears drying, pressure fades with time.
Always a new day.
God bless everyone.

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@HaFsA_2050 95 degrees
How did you not know this?
And I'm drunk af

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Oh my goodness, does being a Billionaire annoy you?
Call me now, eleviate that annoying cash.
With just one call, I can transfer your stress into my wallet.
Here at "Bank of Rick", I can make your wallet weigh less, no scams, it's totally up front.
Just an open honest deposit (not one my ex-wife would take) and your problems are over.

Billy, gimme a car?

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@Matt_Pinner do you even have a job? So many posts...
Ok, the tire has about as much life in it as my ex-wife has sex drive. Oh, back in the day it was 4 wheel drive, these days it's just skid marks.
Ok, Mmmm, ball joints and tie rod joints are worn, possibly upper suspension mounts and gas leaks.
I think the car needs attention too.
But hey, I'm no expert... Wait, yes I am. I'm a frikkin genius.

Lets just say, you'll need a new set of rubbers, or you'll pay child support for 18 years. Oh the car, ok, got it...
Same deals, less lube.
Hey, wonderful night here in New Zealand, wishing everyone a wonderful day Xers.
God bless everyone.
Rick.

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@Matt_Pinner Are you kidding me? Look around the world. There's a load of smart bunnies here. But mostly we're driven by hate and crime.
Aliens tap into Starlink, get our news feed and scoot off quicker than a nun in a brothal.
We're not even kind to each other Matt, why would we show them kindness?
Some of us are, we mostly like to just have fun, make friends.
But not everyone.
That's really sad.

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@RockNRoLL_85 The single most empowering music and lyrics ever. Still used today in movies where they want to show absolute courage, power and determination.
Aussies Rock.
Check out 'Smokie', "Living next door to Alice".
But the Aussie version, lol.
You'll thank me later.

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@explorebeauty12 Ok, we've established it's a Singer. Im guessing by the costume, is Lady Ga Ga's new outfit. She looks younger, I approve.
Oh, I'm in Stiches, this is Sew much fun.
Did anyone else Cotton on?
Maybe not, wrong Thread.
Press the Peddle to add a like.

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@HardlyLoose @grok 40 minutes? lol. Try a minimum of 4 hours, with multiple of everything. Yeah, it brings a new meaning to "love you long time".
Men these days are way different.

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@BillionMagazine I'd think about accepting that. Obviously my car collection is not so grandure. But sure make a good offer.

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@Matt_Pinner I always thought, if a tattooed person in a long waiting queue, put some washable marker around their neck so people could do some coloring in. You'd be doing a public service.
Bring joy to others, right?

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@Matt_Pinner To turn on the wife... I mean, you bought a GM. What do you expect?
Here's the trick, you get the key and...
Nope, got nothing, you bought a GM.

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@Milliehtu6 I suggest D...
I had a really good joke here, but I deleted it

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@Matt_Pinner I don't know @Matt_Pinner
There's maybe 26 reasons to not do this anymore...
Funny thing, I can count. But I like your click bait.

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@itsrosesm New Zealand is a better choice.