Rick Dickman

Just one spaced out lil pup.

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@StacyBiggs8 @CityofDenver @DDPHE Hi, I’m a nurse and I just wanted to point out that a screenshot of someone else claiming to be a nurse is not a reliable source of information. Also the word swab is misspelled as ‘swap’ so gtfo with this nonsense.

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Just landed in @CityofDenver 🤑

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@Spangalangbeer We’re looking for some of those tasty brews. Are y’all hosting Geeks Who Drink tonight?

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@Spangalangbeer is Trivia still on tomorrow night for V-Day? Couldn’t imagine a better date than crushing my opponents with useless knowledge 💪🏻

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The days when you headed out tha crib with the theme from LoZ on repeat in your mind. Hi-YA!

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Every time I recycle, I yell 'Save the planet!" so people know I'm a selfless hero.

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Kinda twisted my ankle doing an impression of my cat today, so I'm down for the count.

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All I know about the opera I learned from spy movies. During a dramatic crescendo on stage someone will be choked to death in the men's room

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Made My girl some hot chocolate to warm her up. Instead of drinking it, she spent 30 min trying to work it into a picture of her being cold.

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@benjones60 This goes pretty far back, but it's the off season and Naked and Afraid is currently casting. http://t.co/eYivgVYN0e 4 more info

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@thealexandrayas Apply for Naked/Afraid at http://t.co/eYivgVYN0e via the Now Casting tab. Insider tip: they would LOVE to hear from you.

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I want to make a difference in peoples lives, but only if it's easy for me.

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mussels are the pistachios of the sea.

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just a man... standing in front of a robot...

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Casting Reality TV is not unlike auditing for Scientology. Tell them what they want to hear, get them to say yes, ruin reputation forever.

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"Officer, I wasn't speeding. I was staying out of everyone's way." - Hasn't worked yet, but it doesn't stop me from trying (or speeding).

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Grip your night shots in the daylight.

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Making it a point lately to walk out of every meeting I am a part of. Learned it from Don Draper. People love that guy.

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i like my crummy car so much because it's probably the only place my cat hasn't peed.

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I live tweet damn near every conversation i over hear.