Hedley Lamarr

Lecturer, truck driver, bad golfer, motorcycle enthusiast,

[Hedley Lamarr @RickDinehart]

@atensnut Her security detail moved in quickly yesterday at that “incident” because, instead of a phone, which is what the guy was reportedly holding, her staff thought he was carrying a portable breath test device and was trying to check her blood alcohol concentration…

[Hedley Lamarr @RickDinehart]

@GuntherEagleman Her security detail moved in quickly yesterday at that “incident” because, instead of a phone, which is what the guy was reportedly holding, her staff thought he was carrying a portable breath test device and was trying to check her blood alcohol concentration…

[Hedley Lamarr @RickDinehart]

@itsJohnRocker Her security detail moved in quickly yesterday at that “incident” because, instead of a phone, which is what the guy was reportedly holding, her staff thought he was carrying a portable breath test device and was trying to check her blood alcohol concentration…

[Hedley Lamarr @RickDinehart]

@LADowd @sistertoldjah Mel Brooks may be an exception.

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@ZeekArkham @ShabanianAram I think you misspelled “HEARSE.”

[Hedley Lamarr @RickDinehart]

@elsathora …with a red barn that has a backboard mounted on it.

[Hedley Lamarr @RickDinehart]

@PolitiBunny This is awesome! I got a shout-out from a local business. I'm somebody now! Thousands of people look at this sign every day! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity that MAKES people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now. Thanks for the mention, guys!

[Hedley Lamarr @RickDinehart]

@FletchMatlock Trucker clock!!! Who wants it??!! https://t.co/IxaNQFqzxt

[Hedley Lamarr @RickDinehart]

@saras76 I don’t know about all that, but that dude on the right looks as if he’s one Infinity Stone away from being able to snap his fingers and wipe out half the lives in the universe…

[Hedley Lamarr @RickDinehart]

@BobsFunGirl I really want to show up to his memorial service with a turkey neck dangling from my fly. Bless your family and you. RIP, Bob.

[Hedley Lamarr @RickDinehart]

@PolitiBunny @oconnor_reports That’s REALLY insulting and offensive…to cows.

[Hedley Lamarr @RickDinehart]

@CherieCurrie3 @WHLeavitt I’m envisioning a pay-per-view event where you get to do this and the proceeds go to Wounded Warriors. Sign me up! My respect and thanks to your father.

[Hedley Lamarr @RickDinehart]

#Duke, you fools! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia"-but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never let a 19 year old from Indiana take a game-winning shot with two seconds on the clock.”

[Hedley Lamarr @RickDinehart]

@MikeThompsonIN Yes, but is the Huggy Bear Motel okay??

[Hedley Lamarr @RickDinehart]

@GuntherEagleman @ScottJenningsKY DAMN…Rosie O’Donnell is looking ROUGH.

[Hedley Lamarr @RickDinehart]

@TammyPescatelli @samtripoli I know in Kuwait, and possibly other Middle Eastern countries, their work and school week runs Sunday through Thursday. Friday and Saturday constitute the weekend.

[Hedley Lamarr @RickDinehart]

@HBCampbellJR Happy weekend!

[Hedley Lamarr @RickDinehart]

The black smoke indicates that #Iran has not chosen the new Supreme Leader…

[Hedley Lamarr @RickDinehart]

@NYCMayor Let’s all just agree to call it an “undocumented war” and you’ll be happy to dump millions of dollars in to support it. Also, my sincere condolences at the loss of your friends.

[Hedley Lamarr @RickDinehart]

@iowahawkblog You can say what you want about the good doctor, but DO NOT mess with his artificially flavored orange breakfast drink. Nobody messes with poon’s Tang…