At eighteen, I took the road less traveled.
It required a rescue team.
A nude beach, John Dewey, Robert Frost, and the perfectly good trail I ignored:
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@CharlesSchwab You guys have more issues than a The Daily Journal subscription. Seriously, how do you stay in business? I've already moved several tens of thousands to try another broker. If they work out, you won't have any more complaints from me.
What is it about @SchwabTrading that makes them so incompetent? Today, you can't even launch thinkorswim. It's just a repetitive login loop. And, of course, you can't reach support. It's probably happening to a million other users who are all trying to trade, also. @CharlesSchwab
MAGA will probably swarm to @VivekGRamaswamy's support now because of the ad he ran where her mother calls @amyactonoh a liar for reporting stepdad for molestation. Mom hasn't seen her since she was 12 and stepdad was a fugitive. MAGA loves molesters. https://t.co/MxGJTkRRK1
Anyone who believes that Putin's butt buddy wasn't involved in this should contact me immediately.
I've numerous bridges I've been trying to sell.
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The mice ate the peanut butter. The traps stayed unsprung. Only I was triggered.
A black cat, an eighteenth-century philosopher, and the household problem that became a new roof.
“I Hates Mieces to Pieces!”
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The day must come when we hogtie @elonmusk and the entire world — including women whom he hates touching without a baster — should face fuck him.
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I'm sorry. I really am. But I *always* get a laugh out of these.
I mean, seriously? You didn't know? You DID. NOT. KNOW?!
Woman, you're a woman. AND YOU'RE BLACK! The fucking Republicans DON'T. WANT. YOU!
You are the antithesis of what their party stands for.
You'd think @Substack would *at least* let us use our own fonts. :( So irritating that every Substack has to look like Pillsbury cookie dough from a paper can.