DuPontThe3rd

Why tf would you go to that island

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Squirt is piss only if she’s ugly, it’s Champaign if she’s pretty

[DuPontThe3rd @RickIV_]

We don't deserve freedom

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Blueface tells Adrien Broner his plans for his son’s 18th birthday

“When my son turn 18, I'm getting a prostitute and we f—king her together”

[DuPontThe3rd @RickIV_]

Covid in 2026

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: New "highly mutated" COVID-19 variant, Cicada, is spreading across 25+ states & 23 countries.

[DuPontThe3rd @RickIV_]

Chito Vera with another mid performance but will act shocked when he loses by decision

[DuPontThe3rd @RickIV_]

Normalize punching women who cockblock

[DuPontThe3rd @RickIV_]

Some tenant is gonna see this and actually believe it

[James Shields @scaling_shields]

your landlord is praying you never run this equation

it takes 30 seconds and it flips the entire power dynamic

here it is:

cost of you leaving:

- 1-2 months vacant finding new tenant: $2,000-4,000
- listing fees and agent commissions: $500-1,000
- application screening and background checks: $200-400
- showing the unit 15-20 times: 10+ hours of their life
- risk of getting a worse tenant who pays late: unquantifiable

total cost when you walk: $3,500-5,400

now their "strategy":

rent increase: $150/month
their annual gain: $1,800

your replacement cost to them: $4,500+

they're risking $4,500 to gain $1,800

that's not business

that's a bluff

and they're praying you don't call it

the data they don't want you to see:

- only 28% of tenants ever negotiate
- 58% who ask get a reduction
- average savings: $80-150/month
- annual savings: $960-1,800

landlords aren't outsmarting anyone

they're just counting on silence

the email that breaks the bluff:

"hi [landlord],

my lease renews soon. i've paid on time every month and kept the unit in good condition.

i've found comparable units at [lower price]. i'd like to stay, but the rent needs to remain at [current rate] for that to work.

let me know."

send 30-60 days before renewal

what happens:

- 40% fold immediately
- 35% negotiate to something lower
- 25% say no (you lost nothing)

winter exploit (nov-feb):

vacancies take 2x longer to fill in cold months

meaning their $4,500 loss becomes $6,000-8,000

"i know finding tenants this time of year is tough. i'd like to make this easy, but the numbers need to work for me."

you're not asking

you're showing them you ran the equation

the 2-year lock:

"i'll sign a 2-year lease at [current rate]. guaranteed income for you, no turnover risk, no renegotiation."

they'll take less per month to avoid running this math again next year

your landlord's whole game is information asymmetry

they know the numbers

they're betting you don't

now you do

one email. 30 seconds of math.

$1,800/year they were hoping you'd never claim

[DuPontThe3rd @RickIV_]

Donald Trump might be the only person to eat more kids than Bonnie Blue

[DuPontThe3rd @RickIV_]

Dan Hooker couldn't grapple a rapist off his mum

- Paddy Pimblet

[DuPontThe3rd @RickIV_]

Pornhub is genuinely healthier and safer than Instagram reels

[DuPontThe3rd @RickIV_]

The water hits them in the shower. So obviously

[peachy @peachyt04]

do guys wash their balls

[UFC @ufc]

TOOK THE BELT BACK 😤🏆

@PetrYanUFC defeats Merab Dvalishvili by Unanimous Decision to become the new undisputed bantamweight champion of the world!

[ B2YB @CryptoCom | #UFC323 ]

[DuPontThe3rd @RickIV_]

People gotta chill with this Charlie Kirk shit. I'm tryna beat my meat and they got Charlie Kirk on Miss B Nasty face

[DuPontThe3rd @RickIV_]

Had to tell my clients today that I have a severe infection and have to go to the doctor.

In reality, ChatGPT is down and I just can't run my business without it.

[DuPontThe3rd @RickIV_]

Steak & eggs

[𝓖𝓲𝓫𝓼𝓸𝓷🛸 @OpiumX_29]

the most overrated food you're convinced pple are just pretending to enjoy???

[DuPontThe3rd @RickIV_]

I done seen more Charlie Kirk Ai image blends today than I've seen porn on the TL. That really tells you something

[Punished Cheburashka @reelCheburashka]

This is like the final scene of Dark Knight Rises

[DuPontThe3rd @RickIV_]

Seeing racist / white supremacist comments on Instagram and checking the profile of the person and seeing "account based in India" is a mind-boggling experience

[DuPontThe3rd @RickIV_]

"Tom Aspinall quit against Cyril Gane"