Rick Merkur (Smoke Fleet)

20 years speed-walking through airports explaining politics to people who just wanted hockey scores. Powered by the CBC. PARODY ACCOUNT

[Rick Merkur (Smoke Fleet) @RickMerkur]

Give me some of the sweet, sweet Free Bird #Belgium

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

Three has been the magic number for Romelu Lukaku, scoring three goals on three shots in his last three #FIFAWorldCup games! 🔥

Add all that up and what does it equal... 9 👀

(H/T @OptaJoe)

[Rick Merkur (Smoke Fleet) @RickMerkur]

Whoever knew LEGO could be so much fun. #Belgium

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Damn, Iran did not waste a second, they had this diss track ready to go, with the exact final score, after trump's cheating ways jinxed and screwed our US Men's Soccer Team.

He's turned the whole world against us.
The song is 🔥, tho.

[Blake Price @justBlakePrice]

If Marsch dunks on the skeptics after the match, can people dunk on him for this? Might be fair game

[Rick Merkur (Smoke Fleet) @RickMerkur]

@PaulRoett @Rheamund_ Let me put this way. If you had 48 hours in NYC you wouldn’t waste your time going across the Hudson River to hangout in New Jersey. North Vancouver is basically Hoboken, but without the culture.

[Rick Merkur (Smoke Fleet) @RickMerkur]

My name is Rick and I am a Canadian

[Rick Merkur (Smoke Fleet) @RickMerkur]

@umeshjj7 No one goes to Vancouver, the real action is in Toronto. The shining jewel on Lake Ontario.

[Rick Merkur (Smoke Fleet) @RickMerkur]

@ShemouelNtabala That’s verging on chainsaw dangerous

[Rick Merkur (Smoke Fleet) @RickMerkur]

#NewProfilePic

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@holmesondecks wanna hangout at Tim’s and pick on the Alberta Separatists?

[Rick Merkur (Smoke Fleet) @RickMerkur]

Hey #Alberta let’s see your favourite flag

[Rick Merkur (Smoke Fleet) @RickMerkur]

Never say never https://t.co/GL1o7BWxG6

[Rick Merkur (Smoke Fleet) @RickMerkur]

The Rick Merkur XR4Ti Review - The Sport Coupe Stuck In The 80's! https://t.co/BrmROADPFw via @YouTube

[Rick Merkur (Smoke Fleet) @RickMerkur]

Canada’s unofficial Minister of Burns and Patriotism. Fuelled by Tim-Bits, sarcasm, and questionable life choices. I invented “Talking to Americans” 🇨🇦 #smokefléét