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@GOP_is_Gutless And conveniently, the easiest to carry.

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@Queen5566ope4 I’ll ask my friends Wade and Walt.

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@nobleisawinner A male human.

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@sabamaliktmhg Any boyfriend that doesn’t love dogs is not worth keeping. Unless the dogs are rabid or you are into bestiality.

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@ojessie__ June doesn’t have 31 days.

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@honeymoon250 Cuckoo clock weights. Pull them up is like winding the clock.

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@AntiLeftMemes Pull the drain or ask an obese person to do a cannonball in it.

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@kiara_whispers My first guess is that the teacher can’t spell the word worry.

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@SqSehrish 8

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@Airaasayss 30

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@Eman5695 15

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@Erva_00_1 I can see it but I can’t drive it.

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@WildPure_ Remove the F and the E and you have the Roman symbol for four

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@Sofia50020Sofia 96

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@Kinza1278 The bald guy.

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@Aestheticsn1 Roaster

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@SarahWorkx 52… unless you’re the killer then it would be 51. And dead people are still people.

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@Velar2026 67 upside down.

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@ElenaBee0 Twist, twister, twat

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@WorkElizab Missing stiletto on right heel