Rick Mielke

My thoughts, and other stuff I give a shit about found below:

[Rick Mielke @RickMielke]

We must remain aware of the fact that
as long as absolute truth isn’t accessible to us relative truths have a function as mutual correctives. Approach the one truth from various sides, sometimes even in opposite directions, we cannot attain it, but we may at least encircle it. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[AHS Falcon Football @AHS_FalconFB]

What is today?? It’s GAME DAY #FalconPride fans!!! See you in the Falcons Nest tonight! @AhsRecruiting @HighArmstrong @ISD281

[Rick Mielke @RickMielke]

@stefon_diggs that look when you beat the packers and then hung out with Aaron Rogers GF after the game #skol

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

This tweet goes out to my friend @HarMarSuperstar go Vikings. Stupid Green Bay. Eat shit forever.

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

In case you weren't already 🔥🔥 up for #MINvsGB.
https://t.co/dIXlCV208L

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

Getting ready for tonight! Vodka #check, chips and salsa #check, party favors #check, diarrhea cannon #check. #HappyNewYearsEve

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

Just woke up. Holy shit yesterday was magical. Next week is going to be 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻#SkolVikings

[Rick Mielke @RickMielke]

Thanks for the win @EliManning_Fans https://t.co/3KPXSxdT5U

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

The #Vikings are headed to the postseason! #PlayoffBound

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

Just over heard a guy at the bar say "Packers are my 4th team"...um what? So you want me to hit your dick with brick? Cool. Done.

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

LETS GO. One and only team. All day. @Vikings #Minnesota

[Rick Mielke @RickMielke]

@CGOGCB was that a Wale reference? Liking it

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

Every baby should be named Rick.

[Rick Mielke @RickMielke]

It's game day. Time to suit up in your purple #skol going bear hunting today

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

Guess what's about to go down? A bear on my dick. Let's go Vikes. #Skol

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

.@ViktorTheViking showcased his range at last night's @GopherMBB game. 🏀🏀
https://t.co/GUQgszG2sl

[Rick Mielke @RickMielke]

S/O to Mark Heiser, the head football coach for giving me my 1st coaching job and teaching me what a coach should be https://t.co/8R590y7EUU

[KARE 11 @kare11]

Report: Patrick Henry High one of the best in MN. @abroaddus reports https://t.co/qVp4sIPJ8R

[Sage Rosenfels @SageRosenfels18]

The backup again. Story of my life. #whoisfirst? https://t.co/oI7XekFDpV

[Seth Green @seth_mgreen]

With the departure of Coach Frost I am blessed to announce the flip of my commitment from Oregon to Minnesota 🙏🏽

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

My liver: "glad the Vikings aren't playing and we can chill."
Me: "no, we're getting hammered and watching football"
Liver: "cool (FUCK!)"