Pegasus Rick

Fossil Fighters World Champion (3DS Version), Double Chicken Chipotle Regular, Incoming 2026 Pledge Captain, 5’10

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Just wanted to share this

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When the first asset you have to underwrite in a portfolio is yet another portfolio of assets

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Met an Australian girl at a bar. Thank god I have this platform.

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Update: We’re best friends

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That moment when you’re at company happy hour playing celebrity and you drop a niche African American porn star “Sarah banks” and your VP proceeds to look up the name.

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What’s good with this hole?

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His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.

Thank you, Penn Station, for this absolute cluster fuck of a perspiration party I am so thankfully a part of. #israel

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If you say “burrito bowl” at chipotle you are a fucking retard

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I was about to shave my jungle before I went out on a date with my hot girlfriend, but the I realized I incapable of being loved. Happy November to all
#bluewall
#redsea

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Happy new year everybody. My New Year’s resolution is to get my face sat on and have similar respiratory issues to that of Steve from Minecraft when he mines straight up into that exasperating sand

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After reflecting on my well being during the first quarter of the school year, it’s safe to say the only reason I woke up in the morning was to watch Salma Hayeks fluorescent rack move in that swimming pool like a newborn baby.
#yougottaseeitdude
#agedlikefinewine
#pleasehelpme

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Another day another hour on r/jellyfishremedyonhotblonderack @LjariusSneed1

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@LjariusSneed1 Love you sweet pea

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Who up strokin they hog? #nnn

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I was about to press the shit out of some dude for grabbin my girls ass but then I remembered that I don’t have a girlfriend because I can’t maintain a meaningful relationship and lack the emotional capacity necessary to feel love.

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It’s so unfortunate whenever girls w huge boobs dress super modest and don’t show them off. Like please let us see ur tits I’m begging

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Just resisted raging boner during film presentacion while blue eyed blonde stallion vigorously eyed me from the back left corner. Happy Friday.

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@rickywdastick Good luck Ricky!

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I need a pants beer and a new Breckie Hill OF post like a fish needs water.