Rick 🍻 🇦🇺

Bogan shitposter extraordinaire
(PFP by @KarltheGoblin)

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@ashhhhhhole Well... if you have the equipment, why not?

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Hit the beer a bit too hard, looks like it's gonna be an all-nighter

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@KarltheGoblin Yeah we used to get St. Andrew Cross spiders in the toilets down in NSW, they'd shake their webs whenever you'd breathe too hard on them lmao

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I know I'll probably be lynched by my kinsmen for saying this, but I have to admit it; Japanese beer is so much better than Australian beer

It's insane
Japanese autism really does make everything better

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@goatcel What the fuck.

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Hhhouugh

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I gotta stop forgetting my password, fucken hell

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@goatcel Ah, don't worry about it m8
People say I don't smile very much, but it's all about the charisma when you do lmao

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How the fuck did I not know about honey mead until now?

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Can't believe Cobes died before Chris-chan
Truly, this is the darkest timeline

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We don't call em homosexuals here in Australia
We call em D'Gays

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@goatcel lol
lmao

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@YEAROFTHEWIZARD Ant larvae are generally bigger than adults...

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@goatcel Chatian posting about poop and farts always makes my day

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@goatcel Yeah don't worry about it mate
My nearly 30-year-old divorced arse is a serial Bluey watcher for the same reason lmao

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Bringing this up again @BrainDumpTweets

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@BrainDumpTweets if you're a TRUE AND HONEST Simpsons fan, then you'll have no trouble recounting the story of Moe Szyslak's birth WITHOUT CHECKING THE WIKI

I DARE YOU

YOU WON'T

BUT I STILL DARE YOU

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@goatcel Bane of anals????

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@goatcel You mean the guys who sang Golden Brown?
Didn't know they were still touring lol, sick as

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@goatcel Love you too

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Part of the true Australian experience is stealing traffic cones so you can use them to secure a parking spot somewhere else
Once you've done that, you know you've made it to true boganhood