Rick McSmartass

I make glue.

[Rick McSmartass @RickRogers1372]

Icing on the cake for a shit week. MIL and the wife get into it over our dog and have a falling out two days after we bury her grandma. Then I find out that the transmission is fucked in my truck and my warranty expired at 100k miles. I’m at 107k. $9500+ to fix. #FML #lifesucks

[Rick McSmartass @RickRogers1372]

What kind of fucking moron builds a house and puts the stove, refrigerator, microwave, outlets, and well pump on the same circuit? Of course the correct answer is the fucking moron that built ours. #homeownership #fuckedup #flipgonebad

[Rick McSmartass @RickRogers1372]

Do you ever wonder if anyone would miss you if you disappeared? #alonethoughts #amialone #idontknow #notsure #badmentalhealthday

[Rick McSmartass @RickRogers1372]

Is 51 degrees warm enough for shorts and a tee shirt? Asking for a friend. #maybespring #heatwave #michiganweather

[Rick McSmartass @RickRogers1372]

Pretty sure I’m on the verge of a mental breakdown. Either that or I’m overly tired. Either way I’m losing. #badmentalhealthsucks #stressed #fuckshiftwork #sleepdeprived

[Rick McSmartass @RickRogers1372]

Saddest day of the year…winterizing the camper #iykyk #camplife #fwinter #rv #untilnextseason

[Rick McSmartass @RickRogers1372]

Literally hate myself so much right now. I don’t know what to do anymore. Feel so alone in the world. Family hates me. Wife hates me. Coworkers hate me. Fuck. Why can’t I feel good for once in my life? Why can’t things go right? #massivefuckup #loser #badmentalhealthday

[Rick McSmartass @RickRogers1372]

Anyone else low key disappointed when they pull in to work and the building is still standing or is it just me? No? And y’all wonder why I don’t want to work overtime. #worksucks #fuckthisplace #overit #favoritismrunsrampant #imnotthefavorite

[Rick McSmartass @RickRogers1372]

Look I’m already hard enough on myself when I fuck up. I don’t need you amplifying it and criticizing me. Just let me know I fucked up and leave it. Don’t make me feel more like shit about myself. #stupidme #imafuckup #worthless #dumb #cantdoanythingright #butareyouperfect

[Rick McSmartass @RickRogers1372]

Always feel like I’m an afterthought. Felt that way for basically my entire life. Work party last night made me feel it even more. Just feel like I don’t belong anywhere and that I’m just brought along out of pity. #badmentalheathday #loser #afterthought #dontbelong

[Rick McSmartass @RickRogers1372]

Everything I do is wrong. Can I be right for just one millisecond please? Is that too much to ask for? Am I being irrational?

[Rick McSmartass @RickRogers1372]

Tonight has been the closest I’ve come to snapping on someone in a while. Like if you want me to be an asshole I will. So fucking stop. So sick of this shit. I seriously want to crawl in a hole and disappear. Like I sacrifice so much you don’t understand or appreciate.

[Rick McSmartass @RickRogers1372]

So over everything. Tired of getting treated like I or my feelings don’t matter. So sorry I tried to catch up on my sleep today. My bad. I’ll try to be less worthless. #badmentalhealthday #worthless #asshole #nightssuck #isuck

[Rick McSmartass @RickRogers1372]

Gotta love being an absolute piece of shit all the time. I’m always the asshole and everything is my fault. Also I’m the stupidest person in the world. #imsostuipd #pieceofshit #asshole #badmentalhealthday #lazy

[Rick McSmartass @RickRogers1372]

Yep, I’m the bad guy again. Because working twelve twelve hour shifts in 14 days isn’t exhausting. Sorry I don’t have the energy to do everything around the house. Let me enjoy a day of without doing anything please. #badguy #imtheasshole #shiftwork #shorthanded #OT

[Rick McSmartass @RickRogers1372]

Currently getting ready for my fifth 12 hour night in a row. Have one more after tonight. I am not ok. Please send help. #shiftwork #mandatoryovertime #shorthanded

[Rick McSmartass @RickRogers1372]

Why in the fuck did my wife turn off the ac? #itshot #muggy #imtoofatforthis #miserable

[Rick McSmartass @RickRogers1372]

Would really appreciate it if someone murdered me right now. Life is falling apart. Wife hates me. Family hates me. I hate me. Pretty sure the dog even hates me. #dumbestassholeever #fmylife #killme #loser #allmyfault

[Rick McSmartass @RickRogers1372]

Having one of those days where nothing I do is right and I feel like a complete and utter moron 100% of the time. #badday #idiot #imanasshole #nobodylikesme #idontevenlikemyself

[Rick McSmartass @RickRogers1372]

I hate everything. People suck. #angry #fuck #shit #ihatepeople