So I go to the same subway every Friday, and now they’ve memorized my order, and on one hand I’m like “damn i spend too much”, but on the other hand they are like a family to me. I mean a much older, Indian family, but still a family
I hate that people go to a concert and all they do is record it all on snap like a few snaps is alright then put the phone away and make the memories with who your with
Alex Trebek from Jeopardy: This is the loudest possible noise at 2am in your quiet house.
Me: *buzzes in* What is the sound of me struggling to open my Cheeze Itz box quietly for a midnight snack?