Rick Sanchez

Just a totally cool & rad scientist and a nice guy! Yep that's me..I totally wrote this.. me! Rick! not Summer. Science stuff!

[Rick Sanchez @RickSanchezDuh]

@Angry_Rob That's a great start there Rob... I'm not sure about a shrine but whatever gets your dick wet am I right?!

[Rick Sanchez @RickSanchezDuh]

@SPECSOF81 Woah listen Specsof81! great name btw.. Real creative.. Aliens have been in the white house before! nothing new so I can't help you there.. But a cheese puff and a fat mop.. Now that's something that needs to die.

[Rick Sanchez @RickSanchezDuh]

@HalyRae Good she's a Glip-Glop and I don't use that lightly!

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@HalyRae If your ears do bleed Haly come see me.. Could be a serious problem either that or you're listening to Taylor swift..

[Rick Sanchez @RickSanchezDuh]

Been inventing shit.. What've I missed?

[Rick Sanchez @RickSanchezDuh]

@Cadiara Yeah! AIDS!! I don't think I got my royalties for that shirt.. PayPal me 15% Cara!

[Rick Sanchez @RickSanchezDuh]

@kriiistinuhh That memory wasn't real Kristina! I just made that up as part of my plan.. Damn millennials.

[Rick Sanchez @RickSanchezDuh]

@TyreeKimber That's just my luck Tyree! Get stuck with mortys whiny ass..

[Rick Sanchez @RickSanchezDuh]

@Spanglishhorse Nice one Spangles! I wonder which Rick was short of cash.. Ha!

[Rick Sanchez @RickSanchezDuh]

@alex_carter93 All I see is two dogs... Ha! AIDS!! just kidding! Cute dog.. And that's a nice collie too! Yeahh! Got ya! Hit the sack jack! Jokes aside, fuck the haters! Rick out!

[Rick Sanchez @RickSanchezDuh]

Summer said I should try these #hashtag things out.. she won't leave me alone so here goes #GoawaySummer #Mortyisstupidhaha #Hitthesackjack

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Sure is a great day to do some shit

[Rick Sanchez @RickSanchezDuh]

@briurso Uhhh! I didn't need to know that! gonna have to inject myself with some sort of neurological memory serum. Better watch out for parasites

[Rick Sanchez @RickSanchezDuh]

@briurso Talk about backdoor tactics! I like your thinking Brian!

[Rick Sanchez @RickSanchezDuh]

@briurso That's impressive! Imagine passing them all at once.. that's what it's like being around Jerry. Also I'll take the right one too!

[Rick Sanchez @RickSanchezDuh]

Hey @briurso any chance I can harvest your organs and use them for my research?

[Rick Sanchez @RickSanchezDuh]

Y'know what.. I'm gonna invent a a bottomless bottle of alcohol

[Rick Sanchez @RickSanchezDuh]

@briurso @sajanbs1 say what you want but like I told Summer.. It's like the N-word & the C-word had a baby & that baby was raised by all the bad words for jews

[Rick Sanchez @RickSanchezDuh]

@briurso @sajanbs1 I'm not your dealer Brian! But if you go to the park at 9pm tomorrow and rub the park bench leg maybe something will happen! Who knows!!

[Rick Sanchez @RickSanchezDuh]

Uhhh Morty is being a bigger bitch than usual