Rick Schimpf

[Rick Schimpf @RickSchimpf]

DISPATCH - Thoughts and Prayers

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[Rick Schimpf @RickSchimpf]

@KatieMiller @StephenM Your husband is a disgusting POS, and ugly as fuck; just like you, you homely hoebag.

[Scott MacFarlane @MacFarlaneNews]

GOP Senators dunked on the Trump slush fund all week

But they didn’t vote to support the overnight amendments that would’ve killed the fund

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

Dude, we're in MONTH FOUR of sticker shock at the pump. Please define "temporary" 🤔

[Ohio AAP @OHPediatricians]

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[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

This guy used to be Trump’s personal attorney. He has no business being America’s top law enforcement officer.

The DOJ works for the People, not the President.

[Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari @RepYassAnsari]

Nothing to see here. Just our clearly deteriorating president attacking women and the free press. For the millionth time, without any consequences.

[Rick Schimpf @RickSchimpf]

@DustyJohnson Good try. Good effort.

[Hakeem Jeffries @RepJeffries]

We cannot trust the Trump administration to abolish their corrupt $1.8 billion slush fund.

Congress must kill it by legislation.

Permanently.

[Mel @Villgecrazylady]

These parasites couldn’t care less about our country. They will happily burn it to the ground as they suck it dry of every last penny and resource and then flee to their private island off the coast of Albania.

[The Ghost of Albert Camus @AlbertsGhost]

Marie Antoinette was guillotined for less.

[Igor Bobic @igorbobic]

Sens. Schiff, Kelly and Slotkin — who each faced their own Trump-backed investigations, and could theoretically get a payout — are introing a bill to shutter the DOJ settlement fund.

“As Senators who have actually seen their government weaponized against them, we want to make it clear: we will not allow a single payout from this so-called weaponization fund to be paid,” Schiff said https://t.co/6TVdlYP6pJ

[Jesse Lee @JesseCharlesLee]

Funny how we are completely unsafe without THE BALLROOM, but it’s fine to have a massive UFC fight with thousands of people in the open air on the White House lawn. Guess we can put them all at grave risk just this once since it’s Trump’s birthday and all.

[S.V. Dáte @svdate]

WAIT TILL JD VANCE AND THE YOUTUBE FRAUD KID HEAR ABOUT THIS

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump's Fox News interview with his daughter in law is taking place in front of a giant portrait of himself. Kim Jong Un would blush.

[Erick Erickson @EWErickson]

By Saturday, we're going to be left with Jason Aldean and the J6 Choir as the star performers at this event.

[Spiro’s Ghost @AntiToxicPeople]

He is just the cringiest most dull man imaginable.

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

Jimmy Kimmel infiltrates Trump’s cabinet meeting to help heap praise on “Mr. P”—and his work with extraterrestrials, or however that word's pronounced.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

@KatieMiller @TheDemocrats Paulina sounds like a great person! You and your husband, on the other hand, are evil fucks who got stuffed in lockers in high school so now you take your sadness out on other people.

You being married to Voldemort isn’t a flex, numbnuts!

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Objectively speaking Stephen Miller IS an "ugly fuck"

[S.V. Dáte @svdate]

If Qatar is the enemy then why did Trump solicit a $400 million bribe plane from them and give them an AF base in Idaho?