Rick Stanbird

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@FruitNinja we just brought home another W. Thanks for all the work.

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@FruitNinja hey y’all. Seems like the blue side has it a little easier. Not a big deal, but worth taking a look at.

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@Arbys If you believe you have questions that Arby’s doesn’t have the answers to, then please approach the throne. If not, stand down.

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@NanciaTuConnais I think your keyboard is broken. Can’t read a single word. I still love your spirit and tenacity. Keep it up and lay it down. Greased lightning, am I right?

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@elemusing @sonicdrivein I bought one of those recently and it was more than good, it was absolutely fine! I cannot begin to describe how iffy it was. Absolutely a breathe giving experience that I can not only but feel, but know. Seasons greetings and a friend to you.

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@SenTedCruz That tie is absolute trash. Want to take a look at my collection? I actually have some that clip. Way easier than tying knots. Stop by anytime, but make sure to knock twice.

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@hmood_s6 Olive Garden is more than a restaurant. It is first place I ever screamed at my step son, Walter. He was a wiley little devil with a true passion for life.

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@shanda27 @sonicdrivein No. Stand tall or you will fall prey to the hands of a violent king.

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@RandPaul You look like an absolute fool. I ask that you hand deliver me the bathrobe you promised me for voting for you. Reply soon or prepare to feel my wrath.

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@stephenfhayes @BretBaier I’ve always known what is true to be true, but I’ve never considered it to be an issue? Care to weigh in Senator?

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@UNODC @UN @MichaelMeeks4 weren't you saying earlier that you wanted to slay an elephant? You said something about wanting to hear an elephant scream?

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@PGATOUR @BretBaier @RickieFowler My friends @MichaelMeeks4 and @ScootsM said that putt was a fluke. We were at a viewing party and they were chanting, "Rickie Fowler is a tiny boy," and "Rickie Fowler, more like Rickie Tiny Boy-ler."

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@WSJ My friend @MichaelMeeks4 and @ScootsM said that people who live on boats stink and eat cat food. Fight us if you disagree, follow us if you take us at face value.

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@2012Staton7 @MichaelMeeks4 Thanks. Michael and I worked very hard."We do art so you don't have to."

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@MichaelMeeks4 @embay93 Good luck.

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@liz_gronewold16 @MichaelMeeks4 Michael and I reviewed your covers. Very impressed. Have you ever considered doing acoustic covers?

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@MichaelMeeks4 @TigerWoods I thought he died? RIP Father Woods. 1947-2012

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@MichaelMeeks4 @YouTube Did you write this? It's not good.

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@ScootsM Love this. I have $5 that says y'all make it. Let's go kids, dad has got the car running.

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@ScootsM Wow. More topical now than ever.