RickWitter’sCarpet

I am Rick Witter’s carpet . Wherever he goes, I go. Occasionally bad tempered.

[RickWitter’sCarpet @RickWittersCar1]

I smell a comeback …..

[RickWitter’sCarpet @RickWittersCar1]

Well I’ve lasted longer than the ironing board

[RickWitter’sCarpet @RickWittersCar1]

I don’t get a bean for any of this - bastards .

[Townsend @TownsendMusicUK]

"It’s time to immerse yourself in A 2021 Maximum High" - @Ricktw1tter 🎳

Celebrate the 25th Anniversary of @ShedSeven's A Maximum High, Shed Seven with two new versions of their magnum opus and a range of merchandise 🌈

↳ https://t.co/hLIb91jfnx

[RickWitter’sCarpet @RickWittersCar1]

@Britpopmemories @shedseven Yes there’s a capo involved - the carpet forgives you x

[RickWitter’sCarpet @RickWittersCar1]

@Britpopmemories @shedseven It’s a b flat minor you doofus !

[RickWitter’sCarpet @RickWittersCar1]

17 months since the last gig and the bastards never took me to Hull! mind I heard the stage was pretty small - more suited to a doormat than a large & handsome specimen such as myself.

[RickWitter’sCarpet @RickWittersCar1]

@lufcmad @Ricktw1tter You betcha baby

[RickWitter’sCarpet @RickWittersCar1]

@BG_NGNeer @shedseven @Ricktw1tter Lockdown’s nothing new to me baby & there ain’t no moths on me. See you on tour ...

[RickWitter’sCarpet @RickWittersCar1]

The original me was cruelly abandoned in Lincoln several years ago and recently discovered buried under a load of shite .. #bastards

[RickWitter’sCarpet @RickWittersCar1]

@claire_hoddle @Ricktw1tter Shed seven - She left Me On Friday https://t.co/oryi0awmgF

[RickWitter’sCarpet @RickWittersCar1]

@claire_hoddle @Ricktw1tter They made a mess of that didn’t they ? I’m having a right chuckle in my closet .. 😂

[RickWitter’sCarpet @RickWittersCar1]

Have all gigs been cancelled or something ? Nobody bloody tells me anything 😤...

[RickWitter’sCarpet @RickWittersCar1]

Quarantine ain’t nothing new for me baby

[RickWitter’sCarpet @RickWittersCar1]

Fuming 😤👇

[Leon Banks @LeonBanks]

Where Have You Been Tonight?
@shedseven @wardrobeleeds @IVW_UK

[RickWitter’sCarpet @RickWittersCar1]

Ooh , jazzy. they better dust me down for this bugger 👇

[Shed Seven @shedseven]

★ It's our PLEASURE to announce that we'll be playing a huge show at @ThePieceHall in Halifax this summer - See you on Friday 26th June!!!

General sale tickets available on Friday 17th January at 9am from https://t.co/3A0Wfeo0v7

[RickWitter’sCarpet @RickWittersCar1]

Hey - who turned out the lights?

[RickWitter’sCarpet @RickWittersCar1]

Ooh goody - I’ll be onstage in London tomorrow- who’s coming to see me?

[RickWitter’sCarpet @RickWittersCar1]

C’mon guys - let’s have the DustBuster out - doing my thread count in all these bits on me..

[RickWitter’sCarpet @RickWittersCar1]

It is with a heavy(ish) heart I must report that I have been replaced . My replacement 🐍 was left at Rock City and it turns out they hung onto it for 2 years. Anyway embrace the new and all that. 😡

[RickWitter’sCarpet @RickWittersCar1]

Heavy first night... Rolled up but ready to rock on....