TheRealRickLazzarini

Inventor, Investor, Animatronics Designer & Puppet Creator; Aliens, Spaceballs, Snakes on a Plane, Mimic, Dumbo Drop, Foster Farms. @ricklazzarini on Insta

[TheRealRickLazzarini @Rick_Lazzarini]

@RepMoskowitz No, it's because he committed impeachable offenses, dimwit.

[TheRealRickLazzarini @Rick_Lazzarini]

@Safety This is unbelievable. How would you lock @thashamikauluv 's account for saying this to Ann Coulter as "violent" or "harrassing" speech?

[TheRealRickLazzarini @Rick_Lazzarini]

@ToutantAndy @earth2kentucky LOVE IT!!!!

[Mike Mitchell @FBreject1]

@Rick_Lazzarini @ProcessProblems @CarrudoDon @luisbaram Seeping crude oil is partly why the Gulf of Mexico is rich with shrimp. They eat the bacteria that eat the crude. Bon appétit !

[TheRealRickLazzarini @Rick_Lazzarini]

@fionaharvey Let's you and me go Roll some Coal, Sister!

[TheRealRickLazzarini @Rick_Lazzarini]

@fionaharvey "ChIlD-KiLlInG PlAnEt-cHoKiNg sUvS: dEaTh mAcHiNeS!", she drooled super-califragilisticexpialospastically

[TheRealRickLazzarini @Rick_Lazzarini]

@TheSocrateej Clancy baby!

[TheRealRickLazzarini @Rick_Lazzarini]

@damintoell Australians won't know how to feel about it until that bald singer in "Midnight Oil" gives a speech.

[Luis B. Aramburu @luisbaram]

In unrelated news, solar panels are made mostly with coal energy.

[TheRealRickLazzarini @Rick_Lazzarini]

@catturd2 "I mean KELVIN!"

[Tom Nelson @TomANelson]

100% scam; 0% science

[TheRealRickLazzarini @Rick_Lazzarini]

@RumGV @UNEP Oh no, forest fires, we've never had those before.

[TheRealRickLazzarini @Rick_Lazzarini]

@gundrymd_ Okay, I'll stop taking the avocado pits out of my blueberries, you stinkin clowns.

[TheRealRickLazzarini @Rick_Lazzarini]

@UNEP "Might" =Absolutely won't.

[TheRealRickLazzarini @Rick_Lazzarini]

@DawnTJ90 @ed_hawkins I REJECT your reality and substitute my own!

[𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟𝕋𝕁𝟡𝟘™ 🇵🇭💖🇨🇦 Climate of Dawn @DawnTJ90]

The Hiatus confounded the consensus.

As @ed_hawkins put it:

"Reality Has Deviated From Our Expectations"

The climate models are complete fiction but the world has been duped into believing that these computer gaming simulations are real.

Climate scientists have learned to code an overly simplistic Earth software game, but they haven't learned to code a coupled non-linear chaotic climate system.

If there's slight increase in temps, it's CO₂. If there isn't an increase in temps, they have no idea.

cc: @hausfath @GeraldKutney @MichaelEMann @BBC

[TheRealRickLazzarini @Rick_Lazzarini]

@ProcessProblems @CarrudoDon @luisbaram You do know that oil is a natural byproduct of the Earth and that undersea seeps leak more oil than multiple Exxon Valdez spills, right? Natural oil seeps account for about 50% of oil that ends up in the coastal environment. OMG SAVE THA FISH

[TheRealRickLazzarini @Rick_Lazzarini]

@michaelianblack What a bunch of idiotic crackpot garbage. You really believe that? LOL!

[TheRealRickLazzarini @Rick_Lazzarini]

@DustinofApollon @RichardHanania Hypothetically, let's say your mother could halve the number of johns she services every night. Would that hypothetical reduction still make her enough money to buy the meth and fentanyl she's addicted to? Would she have more time for incest with you? You know, hypothetically.

[TheRealRickLazzarini @Rick_Lazzarini]

@BNGoblin61 @RichardHanania It's literally pedophilia, pedoboi.