Ricky Dryland

Decorating

[Ricky Dryland @Rickasheyy]

@JamesSBTaylor @PolitlcsUK @Telegraph Come down to it we would do Oxford multum in parvo your nothing

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Rained off work at lunch time mowed me lawn at tea time #AllMcKeyersFault

[😎 @__mckie__]

@Keir_Starmer can you turn on weather machine please all my mates blaming me for rain

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Weird Chelsea cunts can’t let us have anything can they probs take filbert next

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Is it wrong too hate your manager cus he’s ugly?

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Not once in my life have a ever watched a video of someone hitting a golf ball and had any idea where it went

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Also have concerns on how clever old clever ed feelin this morning and have doubts on him being customer facing

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Think titchmarsh is havin strugs with his mental health cus he’s getting leathered in the morning again

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Keep your faith fuck the swans x

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Took me eyes off chlo for two seconds and think she’s hoovering which is a grand comparison on when I took my eyes off her for two secs in bills last night and she was asleep fuck the swans

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Fuck the swans 🦢

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Alan titchmarsh is a flower kisser

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Blokes in the blind row can see this keeper don’t want too be playing from the back

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Me New Year’s resolution was too stop pissing on the floor in the outside toiled but for some reason me socks still smell of urine

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It’s all becus of pew

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Exactly what you’d expect

[Leicester City @LCFC]

Goal. Ipswich level.

#IPSLEI

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Spent the morning with chlo who doesn’t want a glass of wine

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Clocked off for the weekend, getting me jeans on too meet mate Luke and discus how we going too get in trouble over the next couple days

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Dog shit didn’t even deserve that

[Leicester City @LCFC]

It finishes level.

#SHWLEI

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Half hour in am all sanded ceilings finished, coulda strolled home seen our chlo on me lunch break but she’s refused too bring me brews up so she may never see this face again v v lazy

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Could hear the frantic scraping of windscreens from bed this morning instantly knew the crack old work horse in a ball of ice outside the house don’t matter tho only working ten doors up just threw me huws gray on and got on me heels strolled up