Rick Campos

I say what I mean and mean what I say. NY born Charlotte raised.

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If Twitter gets banned, I know an abandoned patch of internet we can claim - the second page of GOOGLE search results. Go there, knock twice and ask for Arnold ......

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I do not want the shits, unless it comes with the giggles

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If we all unfold those stupid paper straws for turtles, we can solve this TP Crisis..... but then it’s back to plastic straws up turtles’ noses...... you decide 🤡

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If we’re all using toilet paper, what are homeless ppl using?? 🤔🤔

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My probation officer asked me to come in today for a meetup. I told her we need to “socially distance” ourselves for a bit.... it’s not her, it’s me

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I love fried fish for lunch!

I wonder if smart fish taste better? I wouldn’t know, I’ve only been catching the gullible fish my whole life...

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I think UFC would be more engaging of the fighters had a backstory. Like if one owed the other money or something.

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@sammorril I look up to you the way you look up to Attell. Saw your special 2x and am always putting others onto you, keep killin it you silly jew!!

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@RyanDavisComedy @netflix @NetflixIsAJoke @RyanDavisComedy reppin Charlotte ... congrats brother! Gonna watch this tonight

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Thanks you everyone studio13nc who braved the storm and made it to tonight’s show! Y’all the real heroes!! Thanks @bellaloveinc and @comediandongee for putting on a great show @ Studio 13 https://t.co/Q3WraX2h01

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Fun sold out show !! If you wanted to go to the bathroom you had to go through MY jokes!! What a great crowd tonight at midwoodbarbers Thanks for having us, check these guys out when in Plaza. Any barbershop that is… https://t.co/5TZ0eON9Sj

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Wow, we broke 600k views. Grateful for all the support and messages.
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Today was a good day. I’m on Prince Harry is the AntiChrist part 7 of 14.

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I’m surprised Brazilians didn’t come up with water polo. Because that’s just soccer with drowning.

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There are a lot of baby mamas on Snapchat Premium.... like a lot! I think we should start calling it Snapchat Mediocre

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Sunday Feb 23 !!! We got another fun show for you !! @comediandongee cltlaughs @charlotteagenda @Charlotte_Five @cltfind @cltguide @cltcheap cltiscreative @clt_stories @CLT_Laughs comedy #supportlocalcomedy… https://t.co/FlTcaOR6HR