[10/10]
Haha, finally, Iβve made it to Parody Twitter.
Well, this place is now mine to do whatever I want and cause some chaos.
[RICK PRIME JOINS PARODY TWITTER]
[#ParodyTWT]
[2/2]
Which is why I figured out that the best course of action would be to take parts of your body away from you.
So, uh, yeah. Stand still while I take your arms I guess.
My blades could not be removed from my body, try as I may.
And I refuse to give you Hades' Claws, or any other weaponry at my disposal.
Even if you could survive wielding them.
Don't anger me further.
Unfortunately, thatβs not gonna be possible. I kinda need your blades right nowβ¦
Well, honestly, itβs more that I want them rather than needing them, but you get what I mean.
Young Kratos is here too? Hell yeah! I always thought you were cooler than your older self.
My nameβs Rick, though I usually go by Rick Prime, and basically, Iβm an interdimensional traveler.
Yo, Kratos! Long time no see.
You most likely donβt even remember me, but I saw you once in that Fortnite thing.
Also, my nemesis did an ad for your game, though you probably donβt even know what that means.
For your information, Iβm more machine than human at this point.
As for who I am, Iβm an interdimensional traveler who just does whatever I feel like.
And what do you know? Itβs the original policy who got replaced by his much better successor.
What, youβre here to do your job? Do I need to remind your that youβre JOBLESS now?